Because Miss World was copyrighted and Miss Earth doesn't sound too appealing. Miss Universe has a ring to it....Miss Cosmos sounds like the daughter of the local Greek Kebab shop owner...Miss Globe might be good but implies the wrong shape...I'll give it some thought...
So you're saying that all miss world beauties should come from a kebab shop?
I don't normally go for a donner when pissed, but if miss Brazil is filling my Pitta breads, wearing the usual Brazilian outfit of a bikini, in a pub car park, in December - then bring out the incredibly strong lager Landlord. I'm having chillie sauce tonight!