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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:16 pm**

real mature there Sammy. how old are you about 8?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:20 pm**

this isnt exactly a mature thread...lol

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:23 pm**

true. but i think we can do better then reverting to bad childhood rhymes

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:24 pm**

boys go 2 mars 2 get more candy bars

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:28 pm**

Men go to Venus to get a larger . . . er, never mind. :oops:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:31 pm**

lol...venus won't give them that :wink:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:34 pm**

earth is champion.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:43 pm**

s.xkitten wrote:lol...venus won't give them that

You'd be surprised. I went to Venus once and man am I huge

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:04 pm**

let me guess....thats what i said last night? :roll:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:41 pm**

Freetymes wrote:I thought all women were from Venus???

Women are from Venus.

Supermen are from Krypton.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:21 am**

because earth is the sexiest planet in the universe of course!

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:59 am**

Because Miss World was copyrighted and Miss Earth doesn't sound too appealing. Miss Universe has a ring to it....Miss Cosmos sounds like the daughter of the local Greek Kebab shop owner...Miss Globe might be good but implies the wrong shape...I'll give it some thought...

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:52 pm**

So you're saying that all miss world beauties should come from a kebab shop?

Interesting idea.
I don't normally go for a donner when pissed, but if miss Brazil is filling my Pitta breads, wearing the usual Brazilian outfit of a bikini, in a pub car park, in December - then bring out the incredibly strong lager Landlord. I'm having chillie sauce tonight!

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:45 pm**

s.xkitten wrote:let me guess....thats what i said last night?

I wasnt gonna say that :oops:

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:47 pm**

Machiavelli wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:let me guess....thats what i said last night?

I wasnt gonna say that

you just say it in every other post you make...

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Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?