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king of the hill

Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:26 am

Basicaly this is a pure spam thread, it goes like this, one person has control of the hill and the person below must take it from them, and so on, here's a example.

Him: I Run up the hill, My Hill!

Her: I hit you on the head with a mallet and you roll down, My Hill!

I'll start it off

I run up the hill

My hill!
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Postby blizzard(s) on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:28 am

you fall down

My Hill!
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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 am

I nuke you

My Hill!
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Postby Bad Speler on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:37 am

I Bomb the hill.

My crater.
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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:39 am

I rebuild the hill on top of you

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Postby blizzard(s) on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:43 am

Jumps from a plane and lands on top of you.

My hill!
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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:47 am

i drive up the hill with my tank and squash you

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Postby gavin_sidhu on Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:17 am

I take my pillow and stab you

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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:52 am

i send an army up the hill to shoot you

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Postby dcowboys055 on Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:54 am

i trip on the way up the hill and dont make it

still your hill
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:54 am

I come sit by you, you have to leave because of the stench.

My hill.
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Postby Evil Semp on Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:20 am

I send my lawyer with an evictin notice.

MY HILL
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Postby dussle on Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:42 pm

I hire someone to shoot your lawyer. My hill, and my assassin gets the little ledge on one side.
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Postby Rook38 on Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:46 pm

bring back foutballfreek15!!!
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Postby Ham on Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:52 pm

I get in a speedo and charge up the hill. You run like a little girl.
My speedo blinds your assasin with its brightness.


MY HILL
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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:01 pm

i push you

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Postby Evil Semp on Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:38 pm

I a a weebil. we wobble but don't fall down.

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Postby gavin_sidhu on Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:28 pm

My pickachu uses thunderwave and paralyses you, then my magikarp uses spash and you faint.

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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:58 pm

I slap you and your pokemon silly and you run away crying

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Postby Herakilla on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:27 pm

i run up the hill and run 62 circles around you, you then get dizzy and fall down hill into a mine field and blow up, then the entrails get caught in air by seaguls to be eating and pooped out on the four corners of the earth

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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:31 pm

by the way, it doesn't matter how many times you die you always respawn.

A tree falls on you

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Postby Murph808 on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:32 pm

I bitch slap you and knock into the next continent!!!!!!

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Postby Herakilla on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:33 pm

i aim a rocket launcher at you but suddenly a wind blows it off and i shoot a blimp which then blows up and crashes on you thus turning you into ashes

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Postby Sir. Benjamin on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:34 pm

I send a super ninja spartan warrior up the hill to finish you

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Postby Herakilla on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:35 pm

i act like a mime and create a "wall", you then charge me and crash into said wall, while you lie down on the ground i sic a 300 pound dog on you and after he eats you i burn him to ashes
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