How much would you pay someone to kill for you?

[Bogusbet]

And also which body part would you like as proof?

[Knight of Orient]

????!!!!????!!!!


im speechless

[hitandrun]

Why let someone else do it? Killing can be fun!

[2dimes]

$7.09us

Left side of the head.

[2dimes]

oh wait $7.09 us and that book by the curtis.

[johnnyrotten]

£2.50. Any more than that and I'd be more than happy to do it myself.

And I'd want them to bring back an eyeball, the brain, the heart, and a testicle.

[mightyal]

How much do you charge?

[KoolBak]

plead the fifth

(I like the way Bogeyman thinks...)

[Cheesemore]

$50, and nothing says you're dead like his head

[Bogusbet]

How much do you charge?

I do it for fun to bad people. Maybe you could donate my usual fee of £250 to charity if you have someone bothersome in mind.

Oh, and please consider the postage of the body part when requesting large items. (They come vacume packed).

[Sammy gags]

id put over $10,000 on this person's head

[Backglass]

That reminds me of THIS EBAY ITEM

Too funny!

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

[strike wolf]

$10 dollars for the head, another $5 for the heart and a total of $25 if you make it into a trophy.

[morph]

it isint the amount ill pay for someone to kill another human for me... its how much your going to pay for me to kill another human being... personally it takes about 250 dollars american and a schedual of what they do daily and where they can be seen..... and at least a week worth of planning... hahah

[KoolBak]

sooooo......how close to Oregon are you?? hmmmmmm ;o)

[Bogusbet]

id put over $10,000 on this person's head

[Evil Semp]

Hey johnnyrotten. With that list of proof that you want it just means that KC Jake isn't on your hit list becuse reading his post he has proved to me that he is brainless, ball less and heartless. I know he has eyes because he likes to read his own post.

[Utafar]

Hey johnnyrotten. With that list of proof that you want it just means that KC Jake isn't on your hit list becuse reading his post he has proved to me that he is brainless, ball less and heartless. I know he has eyes because he likes to read his own post.

lolrotflmfao

[morph]

sooooo......how close to Oregon are you?? hmmmmmm ;o)

i live in maine.. you figure it out.... im not getting paid for that..

[naktay01]

zero

you can rob someone and give it back
you can fight someone and make amens
but killing someone unless it is self defense, war,
or due to something barbaric they've done to a family memb. etc.
is a waiste. they're is absolutly no value to you in that persons life
and you can never ever ever give it back or apoligize to that
person for doing it.
I've always liked just beating the shit out of someone. don't have to pay anyone for that

[Beastly]

And also which body part would you like as proof?

Dude I would shave you first...

and I would kill you for free, just cause I like you.

[D.IsleRealBrown]

I do my own dirty work.

[sfhbballnut]

Why would I pay someone else to do what I do for a living and fun?

[Ronaldinho]

I would pay £25, and i would like there kneecaps lol

[Roger Dodger]

i am pretty sure you can get any junky to do a hit for next to nothing and, yeah, i'd say no body parts just a personal item that will identify this un-named individuals identity. like a pic. something disposable.

true sign of a good hit is nothing to get back to you.

oh, and then you gotta make sure the junky O Ds cause you can't trust a junky...