So I'm in two or three games on the Conquer Man map because it looked like it would be fun... Now I'm watching everyone gaining major momentum while I'm not getting very far. That could just be because I've been having pretty bad rolls but I'm still wondering, what strategies do people suggest? Should you go for the cupcake and hope that you don't get into a war that keeps draining you until you lose it? Should you go on a rampage to get as many territories as possible? Should you try to confuse everyone by capturing all of the ghosts and then press up up down down left right left right B A Start? I could really use some suggestions (oh and I have already figured out that you should turn off BOB on that map... at least turn off the text map)
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!