How very rewarding it is to see so many indulge in this orgy of farce, mockeries and charades.
The derision and contempt I read here make my life complete this Sunday. My spleen is not venemous (for which I congratulate my abdomen for doing such a damned fine job) My mind is stilled from it's usual tempests by the well chosen words of many (for which I heartily congratulate you all) and my humour is better than average.
So in summary, may I congratulate you all, for your congratulations within the thread of general congratulations, ensuring all those who need congratulations are congratulated correctly, thus, in turn, ensuring the lack of congratulations will not, hopefully, cause them to try to curry congratulations by being such self congratulating good eggs or even congratulating others in the hope they will have the congratulatory compliment returned.
There, that's sorted that out and made it all clear. Well done me.
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off