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Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Minister Masket on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:15 am

I'm sure everyone here has at one point seen either a motivational or a demotivational poster on t'interweb. They are almost always laid out like this:

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Now that one I made myself, featuring popular British tat-reviewer Dr Ashen who appears on YouTube, using a program on a website called diy.despair.com. If you go there, see if you can make a better poster.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:19 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jay_a2j on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:20 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby darvlay on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:24 am

I've always liked this one:

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Roses are red
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Grooveman2007 on Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:10 pm

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And one for snorri

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:37 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:28 pm

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jonesthecurl wrote:A young fellow called Sam earned my thanks -
Explained "emo" for my mem'ry banks.
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So you can't see him cry
When, on his shoes,everyone wanks.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pancakemix on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:45 pm

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Epic Win

I AM THE GAMEMASTER.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:32 am

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jonesthecurl wrote:A young fellow called Sam earned my thanks -
Explained "emo" for my mem'ry banks.
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When, on his shoes,everyone wanks.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:34 pm

The water balloon one was priceless. What a face of utter terror...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:38 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Bones2484 on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:49 pm

This one was always my favorite:

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