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Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:10 am

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Postby Freetymes on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:06 am

I thought all women were from Venus???
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Postby Fireside Poet on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:27 am

Freetymes wrote:I thought all women were from Venus???


I work with some that are as big as Saturn. I would say Jupiter, but Jupiter doesn't have big rings. :-^
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:08 am

ooh, that is soooo mean FP... :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:09 am

thats so typical of you fp caring more about weight than personality. Is that why you think you're too good for hendy's mom?
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Postby Bogusbet on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:14 am

reverend_kyle wrote:thats so typical of you fp caring more about weight than personality. Is that why you think you're too good for hendy's mom?


And that is some unit, takes a real man to bring her off.
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Postby Fireside Poet on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:31 am

reverend_kyle wrote:thats so typical of you fp caring more about weight than personality. Is that why you think you're too good for hendy's mom?


When the subject of their personality comes up, I will WEIGH in with more ponderings and meanderings ... for some reason they seem to think that being fat and obese (yes, I'm being redundant) is sexy. My eyes have seen things that I wouldn't wish on even UCAbears. :shock:
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Postby Pedronicus on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:37 am

Fat birds dont win Miss Universe. They tend to win prizes in McDonalds
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Postby Fireside Poet on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:40 am

Pedronicus wrote:Fat birds dont win Miss Universe. They tend to win prizes in McDonalds


Yeah, but the point is, shouldn't Miss Universe be, umm, more Universal?! I'm talking width ... girth ... circumference even.
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Postby Freetymes on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:47 am

By todays standards Marilyn Monroe would have been considered a cow and Jane Mansfield would be persued to do a Weight Watchers commercial!

So whats wrong with a litle meat on those bones?
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Postby Pedronicus on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:55 am

Well there's shapely, and then there's Brick Shithouse.
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Postby Freetymes on Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:56 am

Pedronicus wrote:well theres shapely and then theres brick shithouse



And then there is Hendy's Mom! Well maybe after several more "And's"
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Postby Ronaldinho on Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:14 pm

Pedronicus wrote:well theres shapely and then theres brick shithouse



omfg thats funny as f*ck :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:19 pm

Fireside Poet wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:Fat birds dont win Miss Universe. They tend to win prizes in McDonalds


Yeah, but the point is, shouldn't Miss Universe be, umm, more Universal?! I'm talking width ... girth ... circumference even.



Are you meaning having a gravitational pull?


I wondered why all the fat chicks have skinny boyfriends
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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:21 pm

girls go to jupiter 2 get more stupider
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Postby for dummies on Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:16 pm

real mature there Sammy. how old are you about 8?
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Postby dcowboys055 on Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:20 pm

this isnt exactly a mature thread...lol
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Postby for dummies on Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:23 pm

true. but i think we can do better then reverting to bad childhood rhymes
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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:24 pm

boys go 2 mars 2 get more candy bars
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Postby DogDoc on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:28 pm

Men go to Venus to get a larger . . . er, never mind. :oops:
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:31 pm

lol...venus won't give them that :wink:
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Postby Hoff on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:34 pm

earth is champion.
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Postby Machiavelli on Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:43 pm

s.xkitten wrote:lol...venus won't give them that :wink:



You'd be surprised. I went to Venus once and man am I huge 8)
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:04 pm

let me guess....thats what i said last night? :roll:
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:41 pm

Freetymes wrote:I thought all women were from Venus???


Women are from Venus.

Supermen are from Krypton.
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