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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:37 am

My God! This is corrupting the minds of our children!!


http://littledemocrats.net/


Oh! And look at the SAMPLE pages!!!! Democratic Party propaghanda directed at America's children! They should be ashamed!

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html





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Postby vtmarik on Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:43 am

Now that's comedy! Both the book itself and your reaction.

Let's invite the authors to drink some hemlock, shall we?
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:46 am

How cute, squirrels!
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Postby Backglass on Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:14 am

I believe that introducing children to politics of ANY ilk is wrong.

Let kids be kids...they will have plenty of time later to become party lemmings.
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Postby KoolBak on Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:54 am

LMAO!! And the sister books, "Why Daddy Drinks" and "Why Your Sister...."

Oh nevermind.......

Amazing...people will buy anything!
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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:22 pm

Don't forget to look at the sample pages! ROFL!
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Postby KoolBak on Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:31 pm

I couldnt bear to.......
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Postby Roger Dodger on Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:53 pm

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC !!!
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Postby AAFitz on Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:23 pm

i especially like the second sample page that lovingly shows a smiling squirel protecting her own children while watching and elephant heading for an unfortunate man in the street

The republicans will modify the story to show the republican mommy putting her chipmunk child atop the elephant, and say" republican mommies empower their children so they can take control of situations....

crazy people are all the same...democrat or republican

and kool back, im gonna have to get the link for the why your sister...

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Postby mightyal on Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:02 pm

Meh. Got this for my spawn for Christmas. Seemed easier than explaining.
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Re: Rev_kyle...Did you order yours yet?

Postby happysadfun on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:13 pm

jay_a2j wrote:My God! This is corrupting the minds of our children!!


http://littledemocrats.net/


Oh! And look at the SAMPLE pages!!!! Democratic Party propaghanda directed at America's children! They should be ashamed!

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html





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I saw that before. I got into an e-mail debate with the author. It's still going.
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Postby qeee1 on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:15 pm

Backglass wrote:I believe that introducing children to politics of ANY ilk is wrong.

Let kids be kids...they will have plenty of time later to become party lemmings.


politics is everywhere, and children will get influenced regardless, we should acknowledge that... but also seek to minimize it, I don't like this book.
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:43 pm

And squirrels? Do you like them?
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Postby Stopper on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:52 pm

Who gives a toss whether someone is daft enough to buy this book for their kids? Wittingly or otherwise, people indoctrinate their kids in their religions, their morals, their habits, everything else - it's just a fact of life. So why worry if they seek to influence their politics?

Having said that, I'm pleased to see the illustrator drew nice red squirrels, and not those nasty grey ones.
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Postby qeee1 on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:53 pm

Stopper wrote:Having said that, I'm pleased to see the illustrator drew nice red squirrels, and not those nasty grey ones.


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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:54 pm

jay_a2j wrote:My God! This is corrupting the minds of our children!!


http://littledemocrats.net/


Oh! And look at the SAMPLE pages!!!! Democratic Party propaghanda directed at America's children! They should be ashamed!

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html





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This is amazing.. I've never seen such an awesome way to say the truth: "Democrats are smarter".
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:16 pm

if my girlfriend and I wouldnt have aborted all of our children, I would have bought them that. Maybe, I wont abort the next one, just so they can see it. :roll:


The democrat book stopped abortion.
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Postby Stopper on Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:37 pm

qeee1 wrote:
Stopper wrote:Having said that, I'm pleased to see the illustrator drew nice red squirrels, and not those nasty grey ones.


COMMIE!


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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:25 pm

I think I might write a book.... Why Daddy Is A Republican.


Page 1.... Because Daddy isn't lazy, just like Republicans!


Page 2.... Because Daddy believes in WORKING for a living, just like Republicans!

page 3 ... Because Daddy believes social programs cost too much and most are not needed, just like Republicans!

page 4.... Because Daddy believes self-pride is more important than gay pride, just like the Republicans!


Feel free to add on some other ideas for the book. And what animal should be used? Maybe a Lion and his cubs?
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:24 am

Because daddy believes any problem can be solved with a big enough gun?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:39 am

jay_a2j wrote:I think I might write a book.... Why Daddy Is A Republican.


Page 1.... Because Daddy isn't lazy, just like Republicans!


Page 2.... Because Daddy believes in WORKING for a living, just like Republicans!

page 3 ... Because Daddy believes social programs cost too much and most are not needed, just like Republicans!

page 4.... Because Daddy believes self-pride is more important than gay pride, just like the Republicans!


Feel free to add on some other ideas for the book. And what animal should be used? Maybe a Lion and his cubs?



Post was so dumb that I thought it was happy sad fun....


The thing about this book is, it is thing that children are taught and just groups them with the democrats..


Children couldnt give a rats ass about social programs.
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Postby Bertros Bertros on Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:04 am

And that is in anyway different to this...?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... 21-9692048
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Postby Backglass on Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:18 pm

jay_a2j wrote:And what animal should be used? Maybe a Lion and his cubs?


I was thinking more along the lines of Lemmings led by a Monkey. :lol:

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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:14 pm

Bertros Bertros wrote:And that is in anyway different to this...?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... 21-9692048



http://www.amazon.com/OReilly-Factor-Ki ... F8&s=books


and jay says the democrats are the ones brainwashing the little kids. :roll:
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Postby happysadfun on Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:16 pm

jay_a2j wrote:I think I might write a book.... Why Daddy Is A Republican.


Page 1.... Because Daddy isn't lazy, just like Republicans!


Page 2.... Because Daddy believes in WORKING for a living, just like Republicans!

page 3 ... Because Daddy believes social programs cost too much and most are not needed, just like Republicans!

page 4.... Because Daddy believes self-pride is more important than gay pride, just like the Republicans!


Feel free to add on some other ideas for the book. And what animal should be used? Maybe a Lion and his cubs?

Daddy makes sure our homes are safe, just like the Republicans.
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