An ode to...Lindax
There once was a honcho called Linda
An unusual name for a man,
But to make up for his odd honorific
He came up with a new cunning plan...
He decided to carry a big sword everywhere
To church and to school and the shops
But you see he encountered a problem,
He kept getting stopped by the cops!
Next he decided he had to adventure
So went to Europe and More Russia
There he started to build up an empire
But his plans were eventually crushed... a
Now he's back in his Mexican plaza
Munching refried bean's and Guacamole
Thinking fondly of swinging and slicing
Halcyon days of reigning in glory.