You're trapped in a pitch-black room with a ventilation grill as the only way out. You have a spool of thread, a donkey, and three apples. The guards come in every 40 minutes to check. There is an armed guard at the door at all times. The leader of the kidnappers is Mr. Mike Hunt. He is worth $240,100,304 according to Forbes. Your wife is trapped in another room, awaiting your rescue.