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D&D: The Warlock's Boots (NOW RECRUITING!)

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:53 pm

CreepersWiener wrote: NOTE: Recruiting is open at this time for this particular campaign. If you wish to join the game, please PM me and I will see if I can get you in at this time. Otherwise, please refrain from posting in this thread unless you are on the current recruited list. Currently I have one opening for someone to play a Human Female Warlock:

Quirk
jonesthecurl
Jace22
safariguy5
slowreactor
jrl332005


Thank you


Okay, I am your Dungeon Master, and anyone that wishes to play must choose their characters.

Choose a race, class, sex, and name; and play your character to the role that you envision.

This is a very liberal game, and remember...I am the DUNGEON MASTER and my word is final!

So, let's begin:

DM wrote:The Year 5167, a thousand years after the Shadow Wars, your party meets each other at the local Tavern and Inn. The Tavern is filled with pipe weed smoke, and the floor hasn't been mopped for awhile, because your boots seem to stick a bit to the floor boards. The Tavern Tend is a pudgy, short, human with a big red nose and a large mustache that totally covers his mouth. He is busy cleaning steins, pouring ale, and taking money. The Inn Waitress is a dark haired brunette, with her bosom boosted high in a purple dress that shows plenty of cleavage. Her hair is a bit a mess from running around the Tavern Floor and occasionally getting splashed with a little ale as the customers enjoy themselves. In a far corner of the tavern, where dark shadows seem to hang, there is a group of men playing dice and gambling. On the opposite side of the tavern you notice an older man, wearing a broad black hat, and he is smoking a long, thin pipe and enjoying a stein of ale as he seem to be looking over a pair of boots he has on the table.


Okay, introduce your characters first and then put your characters name in quotes when you want to play your character, if you have questions for me, just ask them directly to me and don't put them in a quotes box.

CreepersWiener wrote: These are the current players and their respective characters in this campaign:

Quirk: Cheezus-Elven Cleric
jrl332005: Gregor Tombs-HalfOrc Fighter/Babarian
jonesthecurl: Gorlan-Human Bard/Wizard/Rogue/Spellscarred
Jace22: Maximus Burst-Genasi (firesoul) Fighter
safariguy5: Alastair Plainstrider-HalfElf Wizard
slowreactor: Firnam-Human Rogue
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:41 pm

Enter:

Race: 2-dimensional

Class: Raptor

Sex: Both

Name: Orlock the Orlock

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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:49 am

If I thought there was any chance of this not degenerating into a story about various body parts and swear words, I'd join in. But I highly doubt it - look at other games where people attempt to tell some sort of story.
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:22 am

Orlock the Orlock wrote:Look at mister "I'm too good for that stuff!" AH! AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *passes out*
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:52 am

Joney the assassin says:

Bum fart willy willy
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:46 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Enter:

Race: 2-dimensional

Class: Raptor

Sex: Both

Name: Orlock the Orlock

Orlock the Orlock wrote:I'm so f****** drunk! I call dibs on the f****** waitress! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Ok, YOu can't be a RAPTOR, that's not a D&D class. If you want to be a race that has some type of dimensional power, may I suggest the Moon Elves (who can teleport a short distance) or the Shadar Kai (who can teleport and then turn insubstantial for a brief moment). Your sex is very unique, I would allow it--that and your name is fine--whatever an "Orlock" is. You should give us a detailed description of your character so that we can get to now shim better.

If you are looking to play a reptile like race, then I would suggest the Dragonborn. They have breath weapons.
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby safariguy5 on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:12 pm

Any game where I can't see the DM rolling the dice makes me extremely reluctant to play. 1's on a 20 sided dice would probably translate to

"You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and crack your skull in half. You have died."
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:18 pm

safariguy5 wrote:Any game where I can't see the DM rolling the dice makes me extremely reluctant to play. 1's on a 20 sided dice would probably translate to

"You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and crack your skull in half. You have died."


Yes, we are limited on this forum, but it is for story telling mainly and to have fun. I have dice, and lots of Dungeon Master's screen their dice from the view of players and I would say that most dice rolls by DM's (especially one's that might kill a player) are fudged anyway. This is mostly for describing a story and characters as detailed as possible and make a good read.
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:35 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Enter:

Race: 2-dimensional

Class: Raptor

Sex: Both

Name: Orlock the Orlock

Orlock the Orlock wrote:I'm so f****** drunk! I call dibs on the f****** waitress! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Ok, AoG...if you want to play a Raptor, I did a little research and there is a Race of winged elves called Avariels. Avariels can come in two types, the more peaceful Avariel will have soft features, white or silver hair and feathers; while the more warlike Raptors will have darker feathers and talons for feet.

This is a image of a Raptor, but it is a race...not a class. More than likely, this Raptors class is either a Ranger or a Rogue since he is wielding two swords (my bet he is a Ranger).

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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby slowreactor on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:47 pm

Are you going by 4th edition or an older one? or are we not completely bound by the official rules & make stuff up as we go along?
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:55 pm

I'm done. The nerdiness of this thread is too over-whelming.

Orlock the Orlock has been eliminated.
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:25 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm done. The nerdiness of this thread is too over-whelming.

Orlock the Orlock has been eliminated.


DM wrote:As Orlock attempted to grope the waitresses breasts, he was suddenly overcome by alcohol poisoning and died. The Bartender comes out from behind the bar, and quickly dispatches Orlock to the back alley. Meanwhile, he whispers to his waitress and she quickly and quietly cleans up the heaped mess of spilled tankards and broken bottles of Drow Spiced Wine (a very rare vintage indeed...matter of fact, in most kingdoms is considered very illegal). Though the patronage has become silent during the incident, they quickly continue their conversations and merry making as if nothing had happened at all.
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:29 pm

slowreactor wrote:Are you going by 4th edition or an older one? or are we not completely bound by the official rules & make stuff up as we go along?


The rules themselves are fairly lenient, I am not dictating how exactly your characters should be played. You can choose any race or class that is present in 4E or older editions if you like. I want to focus more on role play and story writing in this thread, so be as descriptive as possible to catch the reader's attention.

Basically, I will draw out a story, provide visual images as needed...all you need to do is role play your character and make choices of what your character is doing. AoG played perfect as he decided he wasn't playing anymore, and it left the opportunity for me to elaborate on that part of the story.
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby Quirk on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:45 pm

I'd like to join in. I have played 4th edition but most of my experience is with the original D&D. I even have some Judge's Guild stuff from the 70's.

Name: Cheezus
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Re: Dungeon And Dragons

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:32 pm

Quirk wrote:Name: Cheezus
Class: Cleric
Race: Elf
Sex: Male


DM wrote:As Cheezus enters the Tavern, the smoke seems to waft as he opens the door and light slices in over the tavern's patrons as a thin razor over subtle, vulnerable flesh. Many patrons squint their eyes at the intruding light and see a silhouetted figure standing in the door way. Some of the rift-raft partake in grumbling, as they have found themselves quite comfortable in the shadowy ambiance of the tavern's embrace. They have just become settled again after the early commotion of a drunk patron that passed out and was literally dragged through the back door never to be seen again.

As Cheezus scans the Tavern, he does not realize that he has been standing in the doorway a bit too long. The waitress politely beckons Cheezus to come in and have a seat.


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