After some discussion in the group for drunks, a second team has come together (though apparently they were too damn lazy and intoxicated to actually post in THIS thread), consisting of:
3. bigg chief
(Although I haven't heard from Kid_A since he drunkenly posted a gung-ho agreement to play. They might have to move on to the next guy.)
We only need two more teams. Let's get on it, people.
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me.