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CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we React

Postby Sir. Ricco on Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:47 pm

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Welcome Comrades to the 34th edition of the Dispatch :)

What’s new in CC, well this is where you find out!

Famed chat mod slowreactor opens up to CC, as he answers the questions CC put to him. The cook is now in full color, and the freestyle gets you singing as they remix Rollin'. If you’re having trouble coming up with ideas for the new General Achievement Medals for Tournaments policy, the tournament team has come to help. The foundry is kept shiny as the team keeps you updated on all happenings and neutral turns killer. The clan team takes an in-depth look into the Conqueror's Cup Semi final match: TOFU vrs KORT.

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As promised we have an exciting contest for you this week involving Conquer Club Crossword that was launched last issue :)

The final touches are being put on the contest as we speak so we can't actually release all the details in this issue. However, within 48hrs of the release of this issue we will send out the contest details to everyone in the Subscribers Group via PM! If you aren't in the group yet Subscribe Here for your chance to earn yourself a general achievement medal! :D

NOTE: The contest also contains clues to our next special event here on Conquer Club!

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Welcome to the Freestyle section. Here you can find out how chatty chat mod slowreactor really is. And welcome to our new reporters. TheSaxLad offers up his first article while Pie12345 is still busy in the kitchen.

Now in full color!
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Rollin' (the Deathcomesrippin AutoassaultZ Freestyle Remix) by deathcomesrippin
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TheSaxLad or Teaboy? by TheSaxLad
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show: Interrogation of slowreactor

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Once again, the tournament team brings you a full article with all you need to know about tournaments. The 'News from the Front' gives you another complete TPA update, including an interview with resent tournament winner. Amazzony continues her Medals and Tournaments article series with a look into General Achievement Medals in Tournaments. jrh_cardinal makes his debut with an article about the recent Tournament Contest and will provide a full update on the results next issue. Finally, amazzony provides a lucid look into the new Tournaments open for sign ups and revels a little about the way her crazy mind works.

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News from the Front by the Tournament Team
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General Achievement Medals in Tournaments by amazzony
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Tournament Contest: Independence Day! by jrh_cardinal
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Join This? Or Not! by amazzony
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Hi everyone! Today we have all kinds of candy for the Foundry Followers. Although this issue brings sad news of thenobodies80 leaving the newsletter, the sadness is alleviated by his last article - an interview of the mapmaking legend cairnswk. We also have interesting news, reports on maps - including a very extensive Spotlight... well, read on ;)
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This week we introduce a new column: State of Play looks at some of the many and excellent challenges going on between the clans. And we introduce our new reporter pmchugh. We look at the cows and the robots as they line up for the Cup semi-finals. We find out if The Legion's new communications director has any time left for his old chums in the newsletter. And a drunken sot of a pirate shares his thoughts about RUM clan wars.

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Conqueror's Cup Semi-Finals: TOFU vrs KORT by laughingcavalier
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Can Horses swim or Pirates Ride? by Bogangod (BotFM)
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby mibi on Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:11 am

these are tomes. pretty intense what yall put together here.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Tennisie on Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:39 am

Astonishing effort. Incredible analyses. Miraculously volunteer.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby #1_stunna on Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:55 am

slowreactor wrote:Q: Hottest live chat regular? Male and female.

A: Male: #1_stunna. Hands-down, you can’t beat him..


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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Qwert on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:11 pm

<Qwert joined in the action>
I dont understand, i whas very off from these development.
One thing what poke eyes right from begining, how Keyogi and Teya whas big pain in ass , i dont understand how you manage to stay calm(probably big doses of sedatives?)
Well that whas a days,every day strugle for your idea.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Bruceswar on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:39 pm

qwert wrote:<Qwert joined in the action>
I dont understand, i whas very off from these development.
One thing what poke eyes right from begining, how Keyogi and Teya whas big pain in ass , i dont understand how you manage to stay calm(probably big doses of sedatives?)
Well that whas a days,every day strugle for your idea.


I think what was meant is you joined in on the conversation offering up your ideas.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Georgerx7di on Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:46 pm

Great issue guys, nice work. The cook comic is really becoming a fun part of the paper : )
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Leehar on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:16 am

Georgerx7di wrote:Great issue guys, nice work. The cook comic is really becoming a fun part of the paper : )

Idk, I find I've rarely understood the punchline... :-s
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:35 am

Leehar wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:Great issue guys, nice work. The cook comic is really becoming a fun part of the paper : )

Idk, I find I've rarely understood the punchline... :-s


That either means I'm not funny or you don't forum (verb. to forum - to visit the forum) enough.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Leehar on Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:23 am

Most likely the latter, I'm not sure how many readers do tho?..
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:07 pm

Leehar wrote:Most likely the latter, I'm not sure how many readers do tho?..


Not getting the cook comic was invented at Mcgill University.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby TheSaxlad on Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:34 am

Georgerx7di wrote:
Leehar wrote:Most likely the latter, I'm not sure how many readers do tho?..


Not getting the cook comic was invented at Mcgill University.



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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 34: 9-8-10] Slow things down, so we R

Postby the.killing.44 on Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:06 pm

TheSaxlad wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
Leehar wrote:Most likely the latter, I'm not sure how many readers do tho?..


Not getting the cook comic was invented at Mcgill University.



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