Merry Christmas one and all,
Merry Christmas to the tall,
Merry Christmas to the large and to the small,
To the generals, chefs and snowflake dice,
To the troops suffering in Arctic's ice,
To the countries nabbing He-3 mines,
To the maps of many kinds.
I salute you O Conquer Club, O lack,
And as you take your turn, don't look back
And say, "I shouldn't have Auto-Attacked!"