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Spelunkers of Hell [very competitive][recruiting]

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:28 am

That denial by the lolkittens clan really made me depressed. I was seriously standing on the edge of a building, wondering if I would see God's face when I jumped. But, then, I was saved, by this man:

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Anyone can apply but I'll only select you if I feel like you can suck my dick well enough be any help to my clan.

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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby shocked439 on Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:41 am

were you banned from using the slowpoke imagery?
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:45 am

No, I wanted to kill Slowpoke at the end of it.

And that was like a year ago...you, sir, are the slowpoke.

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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby john9blue on Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:18 am

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Hey guys, have you heard about this new slowpoke meme?
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby TheSaxlad on Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:20 am

but thats a psyduck.
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Master Chief on Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:42 am

TheSaxlad wrote:but thats a psyduck.


Its a cross between a psyduck and a slowpoke. Psyducks are yellow and don't have teeth.

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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:16 pm

TheSaxlad wrote:but thats a psyduck.


Come on, keep it on topic. I only want posts pertaining to my clan or about slowpoke.


I'm also allowing posts about the number 4.
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby dwilhelmi on Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:34 pm

This thread brought to you by.... the number 4
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Lubawski on Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:29 pm

4 is my favorite number. It's also the over/under on how many people will ask to join this faux-clan...unless you are serious...I can't tell.
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Postby John Deere on Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:58 pm

Lubawski wrote:4 is my favorite number. It's also the over/under on how many people will ask to join this faux-clan...unless you are serious...I can't tell.

Theres a reason you cant tell, cause the number is four :roll:
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Qwert on Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:34 am

"Name's coming soon (aka once I think of one)."
How abouth name-Lucky Lossers :)
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby patsfan12 on Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:35 am

lol kicking it on track can i join ur clan
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Lubawski on Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:46 am

patsfan12 wrote:lol kicking it on track can i join ur clan


Stay on topic...I like the Lucky Losers. That sounds like a very four-tunate group.
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Streaker on Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:47 am

qwert wrote:"Name's coming soon (aka once I think of one)."
How abouth name-Lucky Lossers :)



Lucky Lossers... has a ring to it.

AOG, if you are bored, why don't you visit Live Chat and create a party? Less work then creating an entire clan :geek:
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:14 am

Good luck with your "Name's coming soon" clan.

The number 4 is over valued.
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby 40kguy on Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:18 pm

how about the 69ers?
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Metsfanmax on Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:18 am

I want in. We can be the 40kguys
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Lubawski on Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:39 am

Metsfanmax wrote:I want in. We can be the 40kguys


Well, it's got a 4 in it. But it sounds like a name that's bound to fail. Being a Mets fan, you should be used to that. :D (I'm a Cubs fan...no room to talk. I expect failure).
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:42 pm

Welcome Sergeants patsfan12 and Metsfanmax!
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby stanley knife on Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:22 am

can i join.. i always wanted to be in a clan, we can call it, clan of stan
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:23 am

Sorry stanley but that name suggestion is so terrible I can't let you in.
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Postby stanley knife on Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:45 am

rejected :(
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby jefjef on Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:57 am

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry stanley but that name suggestion is so terrible I can't let you in.


You're name is a perfect clan name. DUH.

ARMY OF GOD.
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:59 am

Can I be secretary?
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Re: I'm bored...how about a clan?[very competitive][recruiti

Postby Commander9 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:10 am

jefjef wrote:You're name is a perfect clan name. DUH.

ARMY OF GOD.


As rare as this happens, I totally agree and think Jef pretty much nailed it.
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