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The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:41 pm

Night-times when we gather in the trees and the old monkeys tell us stories there is one tale that always begins.

jiminski wrote:In that place which resides beyond the realms of comprehension; where logic battles emotion to create the perfect thought.
In that place where wonder smiles as she sits on the sands of perpetuity, swaying in the wind as the ocean whispers hidden truth.
In that place the tide is turning; the waves have sought new crests, leaving listless foam where white hooves once crashed.

So strain your eye against the faltering light... guard your gaze lest the sea-sprays impair! Move a little closer.. can you see that ghostly shape.. the shape was always there, just hidden by your primal fear.

With wizened face and pensive pose, his smile for warmth, deep thought his clothes. He sits and sees all things of worth; the battles won and victories' mirth.

His aim is mischief, conquest his role! His actions gilt-edged by comforts soul!
For he is legion, a family of one.
For he is Monkey, let us have some fun!


Our myths come out of the mists of time, and snake their tendrils right down to today. We got our revenge on THOTA at last so we don't have a grudge to bear any more. We're playing the finals in the Conqueror's Cup. Some say we're eternal seconds; monkis know there is no-one better to team with for a game of old-fashioned risk. We have no leaders, we are all leaders.

We'll probably never get round to recruiting much because that would mean someone doing some work which isn't really our style. But the word in the tree is we'd like a few baby new monkis - exceptional players with some ambition - & a mad streak a mile wide won't hurt.


These are the monkis as of February 2014:
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Here are some stories we told before, mostly still true:
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If you're a fine player and want to find out about life in the jungle, let us know.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby sam02 on Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:02 pm

i spend all year on the beach. ;)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby firstholliday on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:07 pm

eheheh nice job LC
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby skillfull on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:40 pm

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the summer ;-)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Gold Knight on Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:01 pm

sam02 wrote:i spend all year on the beach. ;)


Sam is taking over Tom Hanks' role is "Castaway 2". :D LC can be Wilson the Volleyball.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Dako on Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:41 am

Dang, the TOFU mention :D
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby laughingcavalier on Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:14 am

Dako wrote:Dang, the TOFU mention :D

LOL - a monki who is older and wiser than me said we shouldn't put it in but I thought it was kind of topical. :D
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby skillfull on Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:00 pm

laughingcavalier wrote:
Dako wrote:Dang, the TOFU mention :D

LOL - a monki who is older and wiser than me said we shouldn't put it in but I thought it was kind of topical. :D

I am not older than you LC!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:35 pm

skillfull wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:
Dako wrote:Dang, the TOFU mention :D

LOL - a monki who is older and wiser than me said we shouldn't put it in but I thought it was kind of topical. :D

I am not older than you LC!

Well you're not wiser than me either but I had to say something nice about you. :lol:
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:06 pm

laughingcavalier wrote:
skillfull wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:
Dako wrote:Dang, the TOFU mention :D

LOL - a monki who is older and wiser than me said we shouldn't put it in but I thought it was kind of topical. :D

I am not older than you LC!

Well you're not wiser than me either but I had to say something nice about you. :lol:


Lmao
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby skillfull on Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:42 am

Georgerx7di wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:
skillfull wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:
Dako wrote:Dang, the TOFU mention :D

LOL - a monki who is older and wiser than me said we shouldn't put it in but I thought it was kind of topical. :D

I am not older than you LC!

Well you're not wiser than me either but I had to say something nice about you. :lol:


Lmao

You could have just said that i am single and I look like Johnny Depp,and then added my address in the end ;-)
Come on Girls....
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Gold Knight on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:16 pm

skillfull wrote:You could have just said that i am single and I look like Johnny Depp,and then added my address in the end ;-)
Come on Girls....


"Hey ladies, hop in my van: I got candy..."

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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Goatboy on Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:48 am

I spend my summers at metal festivals and dodging fires and floods in Australia...I live in the murder capital of Australia.. Adelaide!..(30kms from Snowtown u know about Snowtown right?)...Bill Hicks is the god father of comedy, and the god father is now dead...goat wants to play with the monkeys!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby laughingcavalier on Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:17 pm

Welcome Araldite and goatboy to our training group The Spankademy.
Still looking for a couple of topflight proven team players.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:09 pm

Dako wrote:Dang, the TOFU mention :D


I heard that this dako guy ^^ is an alright player, should we consider him for tsm?
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