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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby nagerous on Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:05 pm

In the 45th edition of the newsletter there is going to be an interrogation of jakewilliams

Please post any questions you have for him here!
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Postby Army of GOD on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:00 pm

Why are the Red Sox so much better than the Oreos?
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Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:15 pm

Math, cookies, or Army of GOD?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:48 pm

(If you browse the carto section)
What map in production would/are you rooting for?

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Postby eddie2 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:16 pm

what would your wife say if she found out about your 2nd facebook account.
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:21 pm

why is everyone so much better than the O's?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:55 am

Are your balls feeling better yet, snipsnap?
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Postby Commander9 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:35 am

Why have I never heard of you? :-s
But... It was so artistically done.
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Postby grifftron on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:01 pm

What the guy above said, and why do you like the green bay packers
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Postby InsomniaRed on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:15 pm

grifftron wrote:why do you like the green bay packers

THIS.
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Postby slowreactor on Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:19 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:
grifftron wrote:why do you like the green bay packers

THIS.


DONT ANSWER IT. DONT BETRAY OUR SECRET. :shock:
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Postby Ace Rimmer on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:13 am

LMAO this is gonna be fun. For those that don't know me, what the f*ck is wrong with you? I am a member of the most fun, most ass-kickingest clan on CC, The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU). I was a chat mod for a while (and you will still find me in live chat pretty much anytime I am at work).

I will answer every single question posed to me here, even though I'm sure nagerous won't put them all in the newsletter. NO topic is off-limits and I will answer everything truthfully.
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Postby #1_stunna on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:28 am

a/s/l?
12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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Postby *Pixar* on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:23 am

does it tickle?
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Postby bedub1 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:57 am

If you were an animal, which would you want to be?
If you had to pick your favorite moderator, would you eat a lollipop?
Which is worse, popcorn kernels stuck in your teeth, or a flood?
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
When you get to the middle, do you eat the brown goo?
If you could ask anybody one question, what would it be?
Would you want to know the answer?
What dead celebrity would you like to have sex with?
So apparently necrophilia doesn't bother you?
Do you have to beg for it?
Have you stopped watching animal porn?
Do you poo on company time?
Would you prefer fools gold, or gold fools?
Do you play video games?
Besides the obvious (Super Mario), what's the best video game franchise of all time?
Do you have a car? What kind is it?
What are your phone number, address, social security number, date of birth, Credit Card and bank account numbers?
Have you ever dumped out in the woods?
Do you have any regrets?
Do you have any secrets? If you told them to nagerous, would he laugh, or what?
If you could do anything over again, would you?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?
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Postby Commander9 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:05 pm

jakewilliams wrote:LMAO this is gonna be fun. For those that don't know me, what the f*ck is wrong with you? I am a member of the most fun, most ass-kickingest clan on CC, The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU). I was a chat mod for a while (and you will still find me in live chat pretty much anytime I am at work).

I will answer every single question posed to me here, even though I'm sure nagerous won't put them all in the newsletter. NO topic is off-limits and I will answer everything truthfully.


You're just asking for trouble aren't you? :lol:
But... It was so artistically done.
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Postby trapyoung on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:50 pm

Favorite player? Least favorite player? Favorite poster? Least favorite poster? How sexually inadequate are you?
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Postby natty dread on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:00 am

What are you doing?
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Postby Pirlo on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:10 am

who's the worst live chat regular?

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Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:26 am

Which is better... CC or sex?
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of on CC?
Who is your favourite player on CC?
Who is your favourite personality on CC?
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Postby Calidrmr on Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:30 pm

at what point does CPR become necrophilia?

(courtesy of bdub via LC :lol: )
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Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 pm

Have you ever had a rocky mountain oyster? Would you like to?

(you are permitted to use google, if you need it)

Why did you feed the Bush administration false information about Iraq?
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Postby Rodion on Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:16 pm

Young Brett Favre or Aaron Rodgers?
Favorite rivalry: Bears or Vikings?
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Postby danryan on Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:22 pm

WWBD? Are you sure?
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Postby khazalid on Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:25 pm

on a scale of 1-10, how much does live chat suck?


















is thinking of 8.5 on the sucking scale whetting your famously insatiable appetite?
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