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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby hotfire on Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:45 am

If when u get lost in the arctic...u think ur best strategy would be to control the ice cap
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby greenoaks on Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:41 am

you get a medal for your contributions to Live Chat
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:58 am

...when you think of the forums and other features on CC as "extra-curricular activities"
btw, every group has a "you know you've done it too much when..." collection, but they're always unique from group to group
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:22 pm

When you reminisce of the post count and spam wars.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:23 pm

when you grow old and say to the new recruits, "yeap, back in my day, we didn't have clickable maps... we had to use the dropdown boxes." lshicastr (laughing so hard I caused a space-time rift)
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:27 pm

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thegreekdog wrote:When you start your day on CC by checking the forums, responding to various threads, and logging off... forgetting to check your games.

Maybe that's more a "you know you're obssessed with the conquer club forums when..." than a conquer club obsession generally.

Amen to this ^^^ I generally go straight to PMs and the forums and miss a few turns because I go complete logins without playing my games ;3


you want this means: CC has transformed risk from just a board game to a community magnet. The games are here just to get you into the forums... he he :lol:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Ace Rimmer on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:45 am

You see a vanity plate for Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority and think of eddie2
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Kaiser Tigerstar on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:43 am

when you...i don't know...:0
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby blakebowling on Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:06 pm

Kaiser Tigerstar wrote:when you...i don't know...:0

Then why did you post?
Also, since when is a ? obsessed??
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:51 pm

When you type "..." in Microsoft word and wonder why the text wasn't italicized.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:18 am

blakebowling wrote:
Kaiser Tigerstar wrote:when you...i don't know...:0

Then why did you post?
Also, since when is a ? obsessed??


Good point, bb. And for all you future people out there, Tigerstar is currently a ?, thus fitting the context. Soon he will become a major general and no one will get this joke. Go tigerstar!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby SirSebstar on Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:23 am

When you are so obsessed with CC that when you get kicked off, you try to worm your way back in under another account...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby sniffie on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:10 pm

I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:46 pm

der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby greenoaks on Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:40 pm

i won't mention any names but ...............

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby sniffie on Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:05 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.



oooh yeah, only more and more bananas for me!!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:43 pm

der sniffter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.



oooh yeah, only more and more bananas for me!!

Take too many and Andy will go Ape-shit on your ass. ;)
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Lestat1779 on Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:34 am

when you see this forum thread for the 1st time and decide you need to compare your addiction to others
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby PepperJack on Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:20 am

...the map picture doesn't load but you can take your turn anyways.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:31 am

PepperJack wrote:...the map picture doesn't load but you can take your turn anyways.

:lol: :lol: I've totally done this
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby SirSebstar on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:22 am

am still doing it.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby natty dread on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:42 pm

Pshht. You're really obsessed when you're able to take your turns blindfolded, buried 20 meters underground, hands tied behind your back & tapping morse code with your toes... the morse code is picked up by an assistant who converts it straight to binary code - meaning that you have to morse "zero" for each 0 and "one" for each 1 - and inputs the binary stream on a computer which is connected to conquer club.

Oh and also, it's a speed game.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby SirSebstar on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:47 pm

when you drop from 2895 to below 2400 and can still maintain you are not pointdumping...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:05 pm

when "spoiled" means cashing in for 100 troops on escalating
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby 2007spaceodyssey on Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:28 pm

when reading this log
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