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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:05 am

In the 46th edition of the newsletter there is going to be an interrogation of clan director and team leader jpcloet!

Please post any questions you have for him here!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby squishyg on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:05 pm

what's your opinion on the fog "rule"?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby Gold Knight on Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:44 pm

Are you the type of person that would swallow your blood before you swallow your pride?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby chiefsfan4ever on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:34 pm

What are your thoughts about the US building a wall to keep the kinds of you out of our country?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby jghost7 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:23 pm

What are some of the characteristics of your ideal of clan leadership?


What were some of your challenges as clan leader, clan director?


Any advice for current and future clan leadership?


How hard did you have to train to be able to carry Gold Knight? :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: (just kidding)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:50 am

What is the hardest challenge of being the head clan director?

How involved are you in the running of AoD? I would assume it would be difficult with your mod position to find the time.

Which one clan leader would you most like to... have a drink with? Play on a team with? Remove from leadership?

If I skyped you, would you answer?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby greenoaks on Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:07 am

who would you like to have in your clan but isn't and why ?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby codierose on Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:44 pm

1. You want to be in a CLAN. One night, the Devil makes you a deal that will instantly rocket you to super-stardom, multi GOLD medal success, adoring fans and critical acclaim for the duration of your CLAN career. The downside is that in exchange for this fame, your all-time favorite CLAN will cease to exist. Any memory of their legacy will disappear forever, and you will never be able to play in any of their games ever again.

Do you take the deal?

2. You are offered the sum of one billion dollars to never engage in any type of CLAN team sex again. Breaking of this rule will result in instant death.

Do you take the offer?

3. Through an address mix-up at the CDA, you are mailed an envelope containing the unbelievably true stories behind the moon landing (faked), Kennedy assassination (cover-up), Roswell crash (UFO) and the interpretive ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey (beats me). Once you open this envelope, you will know the truth behind all of these events, but from that point forward, everyone you meet will be convinced that you are insane. No matter what facts you present, arguments you make or books you write, you will be branded a loon and be permanently ostracized from the life that you once knew. You will never be believed by anyone.

Do you open the envelope?

4.Through a post-apocalyptic CLAN WAR, you are crowned the champion and rewarded with anything you want for the rest of your life. The only drawback is that every time you blink, you will crap your pants. This is incurable and unavoidable in every way.

Is it worth it?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby Gold Knight on Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:11 pm

Do you believe that Canada will soon be annexed as the 51st United State?

If you could have the picture of one CC player by your bedside and gaze at them as you fell asleep, who would it be?

Do churches float?

How are the wife and kids?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby Serbia on Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:38 am

Why are you hated so much?

Why didn't you choose Toby as your username?

When will you admit you have a crush on Serbia? (and for the last time, no I won't/can't have your children; I'm a guy)

Thanks agane, Toby!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby friendly1 on Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:14 pm

What are your least and most favorite moments from CC?

How much time have you put into developing the CC clan area since you joined?

How many mice have you broken playing CC?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:22 pm

  • Can all of us clan leaders have a dance party?
  • What first comes to mind when someone says, "groovy"?
  • Like, Zoinks! A spooky ghost! What do you do? Run to the hills? Punch him? Play a friendly game of shuffleboard?
  • If you were to be any other kind of mod, which would you be?
  • If monkeys could fly, would you be scared of AndyDufresne?
  • Which XML/gameplay feature of CC maps do you like the most?
  • Name three things you love about Conquer Club.
  • Which drink best suits you? Booze, soda, Kool-Aid, juice, coffee, tea, milk, or water?
  • How many of Master Fenrir's Commandments have you broken since you've been on Conquer Club? Have you repented to the black jesus for your transgressions?
  • If your wife/girlfriend turned into a potato, what would you do?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:02 am

What are your hopes concerning this suggestion: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=132777 (Usergroup Leader Powers) and their effects on Clans and their organizations?

Do you forsee any potential problems concerning the possibility of giving a good amount of power to Clan Leaders?

Would these outweigh the obvious advantages?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby TheForgivenOne on Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:05 am

How many times have you been tempted to put a hole the size of your keyboard in your closet door and or wall due to something so aggravating on this site?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:19 pm

What's the bomb-diggity-est usergroup out there?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby BoganGod on Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:29 am

Dear JP will there ever be a clear, simple and fair rankings system for clans? If so when, and how? Love your favourite God.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

Postby nagerous on Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:40 am

Thanks for the questions! They will be answered in the next edition of the newsletter!
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