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These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:09 pm

As some of you may recall, Senator John Kyl and his political team took some heat for describing his statements about Planned Parenthood while discussing it in Congress were 'Not intended to be factual statements.'

Various References to the story (or just do a Google News search):
http://www.azcentral.com/news/election/ ... wicki.html
http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/04/15/a ... =allsearch

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This story gave me an idea for an interesting forum game, one that I think is fitting to our history of forum games. So the game goes a little like this.

  • Post a statement regarding something---it could be outandlish, wildly false, inaccurate to some degree, made up---what have you.
  • Then follow your statement with: "This is not intended to be a factual statement."

I'll start it off:

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By the year 2100, because of increased population growth to a projected 9+ Billion human beings, in addition to a projection of increased average weight gains per human being over the next 90 years, and in conjunction with Global Climate Change, the masses of Earth's population will migrate towards the equator away from melting ice caps, and this migration will cause the Earth to change from an Oblate Spheroid to a regular sphere---the weight of everyone pushing down the beltway of the Earth.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.



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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby laughingcavalier on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:15 pm

Both of these sentences are true.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:23 pm

I typed this sentence in .75987 seconds.
This has not been intended to be a factual sentence.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:34 pm

I did not have sex with that woman.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby laughingcavalier on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:43 pm

We won't be seeing any bananas in this thread.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:49 pm

No more than 2 users will come and play this game because an admin posted it.
This is not intended to be a factual statement. :P
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:15 am

Everyone will come play because Victor posted here!

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:19 am

In the near future, the world economy will be perfect.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:04 pm

Sully finally gets it.
Intended to be a factual statement.

Andy is John Kyl's nephew.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:54 am

Designed for the casual gamer, playing Conquer Club is not a time consuming process. You can take your turn in 5 minutes with your morning cup of coffee or in between classes. A game typically lasts several days, but hardcore risk takers can play multiple games at once and stay up all night strategizing their next move.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:56 am

This is intended to be a factual statement.



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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:38 pm

Off Topics posts are the only source of trustworthy News.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Evil Semp on Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:22 pm

The dice CC are not random.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Iliad on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:17 pm

I'm Batman.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:13 pm

I'm not NOT licking toads.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:28 am

I am NOT licking Quirk.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:48 am

I started this thread.
*This is not intended to be a factual statement
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:16 pm

No, I'm Spartacus.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby kabuki.mono on Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:51 pm

A widespread thought within todays intellectuals is that music is getting better as the years go past.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:56 pm

In some cultures Senator Jon Kyl is worshiped as a major diety despite the fact that well over 90 percent of his staff's day to day operations involve forcible sodomy.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:23 pm

Known as "Senator ChickenHawk" to his supporters, well over 90 percent of legislation proposed by NAMBLA president Jon Kyl centers around the decriminalization of pedophilia.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:59 pm

Darling fascist bully-boy Jon Kyl is a lifelong fan of ironic tattoos. Well over 90 percent of his body is dedicated to the art. An image of Che Guevara adorns his inner thigh and he has a full back tattoo of Satan gardening.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:16 pm

King of the surf guitar Jon Kyl once consumed naught but goat semen for well over 90 days on a dare. Medical experts were initially puzzled by this feat until they discovered he is actually a cluster of Escherichia coli.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:29 pm

Rapper Jon Kyl (better known by his stage name "Titty Boy") converted to Islam while serving a 14 year prison sentence on a drug conviction.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:50 am

Quirk has never trolled this thread
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
he he
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