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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:28 am

I am NOT licking Quirk.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:48 am

I started this thread.
*This is not intended to be a factual statement
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:16 pm

No, I'm Spartacus.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby kabuki.mono on Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:51 pm

A widespread thought within todays intellectuals is that music is getting better as the years go past.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:56 pm

In some cultures Senator Jon Kyl is worshiped as a major diety despite the fact that well over 90 percent of his staff's day to day operations involve forcible sodomy.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:23 pm

Known as "Senator ChickenHawk" to his supporters, well over 90 percent of legislation proposed by NAMBLA president Jon Kyl centers around the decriminalization of pedophilia.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:59 pm

Darling fascist bully-boy Jon Kyl is a lifelong fan of ironic tattoos. Well over 90 percent of his body is dedicated to the art. An image of Che Guevara adorns his inner thigh and he has a full back tattoo of Satan gardening.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:16 pm

King of the surf guitar Jon Kyl once consumed naught but goat semen for well over 90 days on a dare. Medical experts were initially puzzled by this feat until they discovered he is actually a cluster of Escherichia coli.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:29 pm

Rapper Jon Kyl (better known by his stage name "Titty Boy") converted to Islam while serving a 14 year prison sentence on a drug conviction.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:50 am

Quirk has never trolled this thread
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:59 am

jonesthecurl wrote:No, I'm Spartacus.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

I liked this one.

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If you have not been following the unrest in the Southwest Asia and North Africa region over the last few months, specifically the goings on in Libya, this video from Back to the Future explains all you'll ever need to know.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:00 pm

Cult leader Jon Kyl insists that all non-elder members of his church refer to him as "The Incredible Captain Creamy."
No one knows why.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:45 pm

I am thinking 100 % clearly and adroitly despite loads of medication and illness in my system.
This is not intended as a factual statement.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:46 pm

I refer to Dr Morris for all my scientific facts and am quite sure he will win the nobel prize some day.
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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

Postby Quirk on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:11 pm

Former child actor Jon Kyl devotes well over 90 percent of his waking hours to on-line gaming. In between turns he can often be found trolling the Conquer Club forum under the username "shieldgenerator7".

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