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by **Quirk** on Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:03 pm

Chinese dissident Jon Kyl becomes sexually aroused at the sight or mere mention of animal cruelty.

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by **blakebowling** on Sun May 01, 2011 10:33 pm

We just killed Osama Bin Laden

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by **AndyDufresne** on Mon May 02, 2011 3:56 pm

When attempting to come onto a woman, telling her you'll thrill her and 'lick all her sugar' is a sure-fire way to success.

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--Andy

by **shieldgenerator7** on Thu May 05, 2011 3:49 pm

I went to bed early and slept in late.
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by **kabuki.mono** on Thu May 05, 2011 3:58 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:When attempting to come onto a woman, telling her you'll thrill her and 'lick all her sugar' is a sure-fire way to success.

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--Andy

I quit drinking!

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by **AndyDufresne** on Tue May 10, 2011 11:54 am

When in an interview for a new job, and the interviewer asks "What do you like about this position?" ---the best reply is a prompt response of: "Sitting is terrific. It's easier on my knees."

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--Andy

by **Quirk** on Thu May 12, 2011 5:22 pm

Upon his death mythical creature Jon Kyl (ققنوس) will erupt into a giant fireball engulfing everything in well over a 90 yard radius. From the ashes a new, stronger Jon Kyl will emerge whose sole purpose is to mislead the American people.

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by **Quirk** on Sat May 14, 2011 11:07 pm

Jon Kyl's tears can cure wounds.

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by **jonesthecurl** on Sat May 14, 2011 11:46 pm

Jon Kyl is several figments of Quirk's imagination.

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by **AndyDufresne** on Sun May 15, 2011 11:39 am

Quirk's imagination is jonesthecurl's playground.

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--Andy

by **Quirk** on Sun May 15, 2011 3:35 pm

Ku Klux Klan membership has seen a sharp decline since Grand Wizard Jon Kyl's failed attempt to rape the Pope.

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by **Victor Sullivan** on Wed May 18, 2011 7:34 pm

Jon Kyl has recently become the spokesperson for "Kid-Tested, Mother-Approved" Berry Berry Kix Cereal. It is yet unknown which part he will play.

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by **Quirk** on Fri May 20, 2011 1:41 pm

King Kong-like gangster-pirate-fireman high priest Vatican assassin warlock Jon Kyl suffers night terrors and PTSD from the loss of his baby blanket at age eight. He is quoted as saying "I'd gleefully destroy well over ninety percent of life on earth if it meant I could have my Ba-ba back."

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