Is Berry Berry Kix really Kid-Tested and Mother-Approved? How fruity is it that I occasionally cuddle my 51-year-old stuffed bear, "Big Bear", while listening to Britney Spears' "Circus"? What is the punishment for stealing a banana from "The Stash"? Does Coke Zero really taste like Coke? What makes TFO purr? On a scale of Smallcom X to Langston Huge, how big of a personality is the black jesus in the forums?