That last one's from "Master and Commander: The far side of the world"
A: There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.
I move we declare war on the United States of America.
B: As leader of the party of the common man, I say that war is reprehensible, barbaric, unforgivable, and unthinkable. And I second the motion.