The End is Nigh...what are your plans?

[Victor Sullivan]

So, the rapture (should that be capitalized) was supposed to happen on Saturday. Most people think it didn't. But what if it did? What if God said, "Yeah, you all suck ass" and left us all here to be judged?

We'd look like more assholes than we already are

-Sully

[jonesthecurl]

So, the rapture (should that be capitalized) was supposed to happen on Saturday. Most people think it didn't. But what if it did? What if God said, "Yeah, you all suck ass" and left us all here to be judged?

To quote myself,

Apparently,

(a)God designed human beings.
(b) Human beings are all miserable sinners.
(c) This is not god's fault.

Well, you wouldn't get away with that if you were designing parachutes, would you?
"I know none of them open, but they could if they wanted to!"

[Army of GOD]

jones, if they parachutes want to avoid an eternity of torture, then they should say they're sorry for thoughtcrimes and the fact that their supposed ancestors ate an apple off a tree.

[targetman377]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday

DUDE ITS BACK ON!!!!

i was worried there when the world did not end!!! but now it looks like its gonna be in October!!!

[thegreekdog]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

DUDE ITS BACK ON!!!!

i was worried there when the world did not end!!! but now it looks like its gonna be in October!!!

It must be related to the NFL lockout.

[isaiah40]

Not then either. Camping says that he basis's it on 7000 from the time of the flood. One problem, the Jewish calendar starts at the time of the flood, and they are only in the year 5771. So Camping is only off by 1229 years!

[2dimes]

Not then either. Camping says that he basis's it on 7000 from the time of the flood. One problem, the Jewish calendar starts at the time of the flood, and they are only in the year 5771. So Camping is only off by 1229 years!

What if he's using dog years, would he be closer or worse? I think we should at least give him a fairly severe wedgie if we're not going to stone him for being a false profit.

[isaiah40]

Not then either. Camping says that he basis's it on 7000 from the time of the flood. One problem, the Jewish calendar starts at the time of the flood, and they are only in the year 5771. So Camping is only off by 1229 years!

What if he's using dog years, would he be closer or worse? I think we should at least give him a fairly severe wedgie if we're not going to stone him for being a false profit.

Of course he also said a day is like a thousand years. So if we use that standard then the world will end 2,555,000,000 years from the flood. Which would put the end @ 2,554,994,229, or roughly 2,554,992,218 years from now.

[2dimes]

There you go. If I see the guy I might punch him in the head. Suppose I'll go to jail if he dies from being 89. I'll accept that as God's will for letting weird Harold get too close to me after running about scaring people away from the bible. There's allready too many people saying things that are not true about the bible, getting this much press while you're doing it makes me cranky.

[Army of GOD]

Not then either. Camping says that he basis's it on 7000 from the time of the flood. One problem, the Jewish calendar starts at the time of the flood, and they are only in the year 5771. So Camping is only off by 1229 years!

What if he's using dog years, would he be closer or worse? I think we should at least give him a fairly severe wedgie if we're not going to stone him for being a false profit.

Of course he also said a day is like a thousand years. So if we use that standard then the world will end 2,555,000,000 years from the flood. Which would put the end @ 2,554,994,229, or roughly 2,554,992,218 years from now.

That sounds about right.

[AndyDufresne]

Not then either. Camping says that he basis's it on 7000 from the time of the flood. One problem, the Jewish calendar starts at the time of the flood, and they are only in the year 5771. So Camping is only off by 1229 years!

What if he's using dog years, would he be closer or worse? I think we should at least give him a fairly severe wedgie if we're not going to stone him for being a false profit.

Of course he also said a day is like a thousand years. So if we use that standard then the world will end 2,555,000,000 years from the flood. Which would put the end @ 2,554,994,229, or roughly 2,554,992,218 years from now.

Pretty close. I heard the end is in about 4 billion years, give or take a bit.


--Andy

[2dimes]

imagine.gsfc ? Sorry andy, I'm not into John Lennon.

[2dimes]

Well he did quit and apologise.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... onths.html

[AAFitz]

Not then either. Camping says that he basis's it on 7000 from the time of the flood. One problem, the Jewish calendar starts at the time of the flood, and they are only in the year 5771. So Camping is only off by 1229 years!

What if he's using dog years, would he be closer or worse? I think we should at least give him a fairly severe wedgie if we're not going to stone him for being a false profit.

Of course he also said a day is like a thousand years. So if we use that standard then the world will end 2,555,000,000 years from the flood. Which would put the end @ 2,554,994,229, or roughly 2,554,992,218 years from now.

Pretty close. I heard the end is in about 4 billion years, give or take a bit.


--Andy

That's possibly as optimistic, as the original story was pessimistic.