You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

by **rdsrds2120** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:15 pm

I had a dream that jones had been promoted to Admin. That's a bit of a sign, i think.

-rd

by **InsomniaRed** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:18 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:I had a dream that jones had been promoted to Admin. That's a bit of a sign, i think.

-rd

A sign you should stop getting high before you go to sleep!

by **sniffie** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:01 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
der sniffter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.

oooh yeah, only more and more bananas for me!!

Take too many and Andy will go Ape-shit on your ass.

Will he??

by **AndyDufresne** on Sat May 21, 2011 11:23 am

...When it is Saturday morning and sunny, and the day of the rapture, and you still wake up take your turns, positioning yourself for the next round.

--Andy

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:43 am

You're watching game 1 of the NBA Finals, see a dunk, and can't wait for it to be put on Youtube so you can make it your new avatar.

by **chaosfactor** on Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:35 am

You still log on just for the crack to see what faces are still around, who is surviving, winning or loosing..

You log onto reminisce about the long gone glory days of when CC's flame division ran rampant through-out the internet, boldly going where no conqueror had ever been before..

You log on just to say "Hiya" to all the moderators and club school runners, who we once went to war with..!!

We settle back and smoke a pipe, like all old timing veterans do, and laugh at the love of one of the best war gaming sites on the internet!!

Good timez

by **Joodoo** on Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:40 am

you have a strong urge to set the site as your home page, but simply too lazy to do it.

by **isaiah40** on Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:43 pm

When you have to do a complete reinstall, and before you download all the drivers you need, you log into CC and spend the next few hours reading everything you missed.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:39 am

...you know you are going away over the weekend, and try to plan when you will have access to take your turns as priority over packing.

--Andy

by **shieldgenerator7** on Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:24 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:...you know you are going away over the weekend, and try to plan when you will have access to take your turns as priority over packing.

--Andy

...When you are going away for a weekend, and instead of enjoying the view you're thinking about you're next move in your seq game.

by **oldrisky44** on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:02 am

You wake up every morning 7 days a week at 4 a.m. without an alarm clock just to play your turns.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:46 am

oldrisky44 wrote:You wake up every morning 7 days a week at 4 a.m. without an alarm clock just to play your turns.

Yowza, I'd have to agree.

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...when you avoid creating games before the weekend because you know you might not be around to take your turns.

--Andy

by **greenoaks** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:58 am

oldrisky44 wrote:You wake up every morning 7 days a week at 4 a.m. without an alarm clock just to play your turns.

when you stay up 'til 4 a.m. every morning to take your turns because you are in a different timezone to the majority of the players here.

by **stanley knife** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:12 pm

when you come home at 4am drunk and wasted, tired and nearly passing out and still find the time to check your conquer club

you spend so long checking your 4 games that the sun comes up, you get a visitor and miss your chance to have a snooze

your turning into an insomniac, you keep getting fired from jobs, the government refuses to give you a food grant because the new prime minister is a asshole, you live 30kms from town and gas costs over 2 dollers a litre. its been raining for a week, all water turns to ice around 3am-5am, its freezing fkn cold and no matter how many roosters you shoot theres ALWAYS FKN MORE and they crow all night non stop, damn i hate those roosters

by **rdsrds2120** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:16 pm

You post 3 or more times in this thread.

-rd

by **oldrisky44** on Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:53 am

stanley knife wrote:when you come home at 4am drunk and wasted, tired and nearly passing out and still find the time to check your conquer club

you spend so long checking your 4 games that the sun comes up, you get a visitor and miss your chance to have a snooze

your turning into an insomniac, you keep getting fired from jobs, the government refuses to give you a food grant because the new prime minister is a asshole, you live 30kms from town and gas costs over 2 dollers a litre. its been raining for a week, all water turns to ice around 3am-5am, its freezing fkn cold and no matter how many roosters you shoot theres ALWAYS FKN MORE and they crow all night non stop, damn i hate those roosters

WE HAVE A WINNER!

by **shieldgenerator7** on Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:08 am

Welcome to the forums, stanley knife!

...when your power goes out and you skip plugging the fridge into the backup generator and plug in your PC instead so you can go on CC.

by **Joodoo** on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:51 am

you have the urge to brag about the fact that you have more vowels than consonants in your username in game chat, but restrain yourself from doing so upon realizing that no one would really care.

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:26 am

...when familiar usernames start to pop up in your dreams.

--Andy

by **rdsrds2120** on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:09 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:...when familiar usernames start to pop up in your dreams.

--Andy

This has happened 3 or 4 times for me... :-k

-rd

by **greenoaks** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:44 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:...when familiar usernames start to pop up in your dreams.

--Andy

This has happened 3 or 4 times for me...

-rd

me too

by **jleonnn** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:53 am

When you're in an exam period and you get banned from CC but nothing else cuz your parents know how much you want it

by **owenshooter** on Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:39 am

jleonnn wrote:When you're in an exam period and you get banned from CC but nothing else cuz your parents know how much you want it

when your mom is married to andy...-el Jesus negro

by **laughingcavalier** on Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:28 am

When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

by **skillfull** on Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:43 am

laughingcavalier wrote:When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

Really? have you ever done this?