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Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:58 am

Inspired by recently resigned Rep. Anthony Weiner (USA) and his Twitter Fiasco, saying in the beginning he did not know with 'certitude' whether or not it was his crotch in a tweeted photograph...

What things do you not know with 'certitude'?

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I cannot say with certitude whether that is a banana in my pocket or isn't.


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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:50 pm

I cannot say with certitude whether this is a factual statement or not
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:49 pm

I cannot say with certitude that this wasn't intended to be a factual statement
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:30 pm

I cannot say with certitude that this thread will get funnier as we go on...
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:02 pm

I cannot say with certitude that Dukusaur is an optimist.

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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby Quirk on Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:03 pm

During the 1990's everyone was on drugs all of the time so my memory is hazy. I cannot say with any degree of certitude that I was not a necromancer during that period.
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby SirSebstar on Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:42 am

I cannot say with certitude why I am reading or wring here, but it is sure a low blow for mankind, wiener style!
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:03 pm

I cannot say with certitude that SirSebtar knows how to spell :P

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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:30 pm

I cannot say with certitude that during my druggie days I didn't invent the air guitar.

Quirk wrote:During the 1990's everyone was on drugs all of the time so my memory is hazy. I cannot say with any degree of certitude that I was not a necromancer during that period.
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby freezie on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:52 pm

I cannot say with certititude that I am allowed to make fun of AndyDufresne..
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby nagerous on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:22 pm

I cannot say with certitude that I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Re: Things Not Known With 'Certitude'

Postby greenoaks on Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:28 am

i cannot say with certitude i was really that woman
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