Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby Dako on Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:09 am

What would you do if you went bald ? Are you bald right now?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby BoganGod on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:36 am

Do you work and have a life outside CC(excluding of course things like sleeping, eating, and defecating) people with loved ones, lover/lovers, and pets? Digging for a human side to the bovine emeritus.

There are some players that I suspect spend every moment not needed for basic body up keep(see above) on CC. Would you agree with me there bruce?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby Commander9 on Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:10 am

BoganGod wrote:Do you work and have a life outside CC(excluding of course things like sleeping, eating, and defecating) people with loved ones, lover/lovers, and pets? Digging for a human side to the bovine emeritus.

There are some players that I suspect spend every moment not needed for basic body up keep(see above) on CC. Would you agree with me there bruce?


Wait..... Are you saying there's a world besides CC????!!!! I've been locked in my basement for as long as I remember, but I always thought that our house is the only that exists and everything else was made up by them... This... *MIND BLOWN*
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby QoH on Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:10 pm

What's your favorite flavor of milk?
What's your favorite animal?
Do you support the idea of eating meat?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby Nola_Lifer on Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:13 pm

How many cows have you had sex with without josko? Why does your cow lick like kitten do? Ever had cow's tongue or what about sweatbreads?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby jefjef on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:34 am

What's your favorite #1_stunna quote/wall post?

Isn't KORT at a HUGE disadvantage with stunna being freemium?

Are you going to attempt to save KORT by gifting stunna premium?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby eddie2 on Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:28 pm

will kort and tofu ever kiss and make up ?????
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:30 pm

Which clan cheats more, KORT or TOFU?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby InsomniaRed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:15 am

Why do you like the Cowgirls? Just because you live in Texas doesn't mean you need to like their team.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby InsomniaRed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:17 am

Why don't you ever go to Taco Bell anymore?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:28 am

Do you believe in a Life After CC?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby InsomniaRed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:29 am

Dukasaur wrote:Do you believe in a Life After CC?

Do you believe that MrMoody is playing CC in heaven? (I do)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby ljex on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:19 pm

1) If given the option would you change KORT's infamous decision, why or why not?
2) Which clan (excluding KORT) do you think will be #1 a year from now
3) Do you actually believe the pre-war predictions you make? If so, do you really think EMPIRE is that bad?
4) Are you as cocky in RL as you are on CC?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby sonicsteve on Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:15 am

Repeat the word 'Milk' out loud 20 times.

What do cows drink?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Bruceswar

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:15 pm

Thanks, everyone! Your questions will be answered by our dear Bruceswar in the next edition of the Dispatch!

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