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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue May 31, 2011 4:27 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Tue May 31, 2011 5:13 pm

Dare I say what King Herpes looks like?
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:16 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby TheMissionary on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:50 pm

I'd be curious to see how I am perceived.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:11 pm

TheMissionary wrote:I'd be curious to see how I am perceived.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:49 pm

nagerous wrote:Phatscotty?

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FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is actually closer than yours

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby BoganGod on Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:21 am

I've had the mixed fortune of webcaming with a few fellow CC tragics. The imagination can not do justice to the players that defy standard species appearance and still function well enough to log on to this half way house of the friendless, loveless, and terminally bored. That said, I'm an optimist. I would like to believe that jefjef is a friendly looking middle aged man with 3days growth and bags under his eyes from 24hr straight marathon sessions. I know what bruceswar looks like, but you'ld have to pay for photos, they are that good.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby natty dread on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:13 pm

BoganGod wrote:I would like to believe that jefjef is a friendly looking middle aged man with 3days growth and bags under his eyes from 24hr straight marathon sessions.


You mean this guy?

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby jefjef on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:59 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AAFitz on Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:01 pm

nagerous wrote:Phatscotty?

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Its nice to see he recycles.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Robinette on Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:45 pm

AAFitz wrote:
nagerous wrote:Phatscotty?

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Its nice to see he recycles.



What? Not one empty beer can?
Who wouldda thunk he was into bottled water.

PS - Gotta love the duck tape... and the misplaced apostrophe, lol.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby MegasWoman on Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:05 am

Nah....it's not him. Minnesotans can't wear shorts that long let along give hand symbols. He'd be missing vital body parts!
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:30 am

MegasWoman wrote:Nah....it's not him. Minnesotans can't wear shorts that long let along give hand symbols. He'd be missing vital body parts!


Don't you mean missing MORE vital body parts?
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby jefjef on Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:48 am

BoganGod wrote: I'm an optimist. I would like to believe that jefjef is a friendly looking middle aged man with 3days growth and bags under his eyes from 24hr straight marathon sessions.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:58 am

jefjef wrote:
BoganGod wrote: I'm an optimist. I would like to believe that jefjef is a friendly looking middle aged man with 3days growth and bags under his eyes from 24hr straight marathon sessions.


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Is that army of god riding jefjef?
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