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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby anonymus on Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:39 pm

pitcher or catcher or pitcher and cashews?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:43 pm

What was the happiest moment in your life?

What was the saddest moment in your life?

What was your most satisfying achievement?

Where do you see yourself five years from now?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:22 pm

Is owenshooter the real black Jesus?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby BoganGod on Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:55 am

Do you think bruceswar looks good in a dress?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby anonymus on Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:36 am

are you the bastard son of bogangod?

if no; would you like to be (and are you sure)

if yes; does he pay your premium as child-support-money?

what GOD does the GOD in army of GOD indicate?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:15 am

If you were Emperor of Earth, what would your rule be like?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby anonymus on Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:19 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:If you were Emperor of Earth, what would you rule be like?


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the guy just outed in other thread that if he could learn anything he would like to learn how to kill someone and get away with it what do you think?

also related question in 3 parts,

a) why would you like to kill someone and get away with it?

b) do you have someone in particular in mind or could it just be anyone?

c) have noone ever told you practice makes perfect? (i do ofcourse not support any form of illegal killing, but say military or whatever if it helps you sleep at night).

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:31 pm

Hey, you wanna go see Cowboys & Aliens with me tomorrow?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby notyou2 on Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:53 pm

Do you really want to sit in a dark theatre with Uncle Saxi????????
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby jefjef on Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:57 pm

Well you make uncle saxi hold the pop corn in his lap? ;)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:29 am

Would you pop uncle saxi's corn?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby nagerous on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:28 pm

If you had the choice to either grow 4 inches or be rewarded $25,000, which option would you take.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby squishyg on Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:17 pm

Would you have that icky leg lengthening surgery that Ethan Hawke got in "Gattaca"? Would you have any other elective procedures to look more like Jude Law?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Serbia on Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:59 am

Please explain why you are such a HUGE fan of the band Tool. I know they are one of the greatest bands of all time, but I'd like to hear you expound on it, on a personal level.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:07 am

What is the state of the relationship between you and nietzsche?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:49 pm

Thanks for your questions, everyone! They will be answered by Army of GOD in the next edition of the Dispatch!

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