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Gillipig's Cane your opponent![will not start]

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:04 am

I haven't got time to run this one so it won't start sorry guys :( !

Welcome!
This rather sadistic tournament will test your pain tolerance and your skill with the cane :twisted: !
The goal of the tournament is to survive. The fewer wounds you have the better chance you have of surviving. Wounds are inflicted when you lose a game and losing consecutive games is especially harmful because it will lead to deeper wounds. Wounds heal when you win a game and when you cane your opponent to deep wounds. 32 players/victims will play and all have to be premium members. (You need thick skin for this 8-) )

I will begin the caning by giving you all a hard caning. And the way I do so is by choosing the map and settings for you in the first round (speed games is the only setting you can't chose when you cane your opponent). The first round's match ups will be completely random. You will play 1 game vs an opponent and the winner will heal 1 wound (everyone starts with 3 wounds) and the loser will receive 1 wound. The winner of the game will choose the map and settings for the losers next round/game. Winners can only determine the map and settings for their opponents next game not their own. If their previous opponent lose the game they've chosen to them they will themselves heal one wound as a reward (it's as important to be a good caner as winning games). I suggest caners have a look at what type of games their victim are bad at before they chose a map and setting for them. Caners will receive a PM from me and they've got 48 hours to PM me back and tell me what map and setting they want their victim to play. (If you do not PM me back I'll automatically pick the map and setting from the first game we played) Then I will randomly assign a match up between winners and losers. If a victim loses his second game he will receive 2 wounds! (1 for losing and 1 for losing the game the caner gave him)
After playing 7 games like this the first stage is over!The 16 players with the most wounds have been caned to death :twisted: ! And the 16 least hurt players have survived and will move on to the next stage! If there's a tie I will set up a game with the same settings and map as the first game. (depending on how many players are tied it may differ somewhat in what it takes to go through)
The 2:nd stage is similar but we now play 15 games. The wounds that you have from the previous stage will stay with you. But everyone will receive an additional 5 wounds as a result of my harsh caning.
The 8 least wounded players goes through to the next stage where all stays the same except that in the beginning everyone get some salt to pour into a players wound. Each player salting a wound makes the pain twice as difficult to bare equaling an additional wound! A single player can only receive 2 wounds regardless of how many players put salt into his wounds (we can't completely equal salting with caning can we ;) ). From the 3:rd stage only 2 players move on! The final stage is all about pain tolerance! You will have to endure my final onslaught :twisted: ! You will play 11 games. I will chose 5 games that I think will be hard for each one of you and 1 game will be a standard classic game. (that's me being nice :) !)

I will not participate in this tournament since I have to be neutral! If you want to join the tournament type the following sentence "I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life" followed by your own signature (so that I can tell the police that you knew what you were getting into ;) )

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent!

Postby bmusic on Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:30 am

Interesting concept, in please!

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent!

Postby dazza2008 on Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:37 am

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life. Daz
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent!

Postby sonicsteve on Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:43 am

Brilliant. :lol: You should give anyone who fails to sign up correctly an extra whack of your cane as punishment for not reading the rules!
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent!

Postby JJ41375 on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:24 am

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life.

Thanks (I think).

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent!

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:35 am

sonicsteve wrote:Brilliant. :lol: You should give anyone who fails to sign up correctly an extra whack of your cane as punishment for not reading the rules!

A jaw breaking faceslap is the punishment for that offence :) !

bmusic wrote:Interesting concept, in please!

SLAP!!!!
Read the instructions please ;) !

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby danryan on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:43 am

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life.

Hopefully you'll carry this one through, gl mate.
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby jcarter1 on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:44 am

i have the magic healing band - no wound can beat that = i am in :)

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby uckuki on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:08 pm

"I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life"
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby uk massive on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:19 pm

will give anything a try in please.

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby big-bad on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:32 pm

sure, i'm in
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby davedbates on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:22 pm

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life

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Cane me!

Postby whiskeyboy80 on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:44 pm

"I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life." whiskeyboy80
I might end up enjoying a good caning so let's do this!!
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![2/32]

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:06 pm

jcarter1 wrote:i have the magic healing band - no wound can beat that = i am in :)

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life

JC

You haven't tasted my cane yet :twisted: !
I've added you, danryan, uckuki, davedbates and whiskeyboy80 to the list!

uk massive and bigbad 4573 you each get a jaw breaking faceslap for not reading the instructions :) ! You have to post again because I want everyone to read the instructions so that they don't sign up on something they haven't understood!
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![7/32]

Postby donkeylove on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:37 pm

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life

DL :P
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Postby mwaser on Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:20 pm

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![7/32]

Postby General Bax on Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:21 pm

I'm in, I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life
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Postby HighlanderAttack on Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:44 pm

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![7/32]

Postby gimli1990 on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:48 am

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life
Very interesting concept i will try it out

i am in

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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![7/32]

Postby Gillipig on Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:48 am

donkeylove, mwaser, General Bax, HighlanderAttack and gimli1990 have all successfully signed up with risk of losing their life :) !
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Postby Jester1974 on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:11 am

I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life
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Re: Gillipig's Cane your opponent![12/32]

Postby Gillipig on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:55 am

Jester1974 wrote:I wish to test my pain tolerance with risk of losing my life
Jester

And so you shall :) !
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Postby nolefan5311 on Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:20 am

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Postby gabjoh on Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:02 am

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