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by **shieldgenerator7** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:23 pm

Post your funny jokes here!
At the end of the week, starting next week, we'll all vote for the one who posted the funniest joke!

Did you eat my pizza?

No?

grrr

oh, wait, here it is! :oops:

He he...

by **rdsrds2120** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:30 pm

What's the difference between this post and the Mona Lisa?

The Mona Lisa will make you laugh

-rd

by **rdsrds2120** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:58 pm

Why did the unitarian cross the road?

To help the support the chicken in finding it's own path.

-rd

by **shieldgenerator7** on Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:08 pm

rd, Mona Lisa? can you provide a link por favor?

by **pancakemix** on Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:55 am

The local newspaper hosted a pun writing contest a few years ago. The winner would get their pun published. I submitted ten entries. I hoped I would win.

But no pun in ten did.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:00 am

I know I've posted this before, but it's still funny.

Did you hear about the hyena that fell in the boiling water?

He made a laughing stock of himself.

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:01 am

For those who remember the 80's, the greatest joke of that decade:

What's the similarity between Yoko Ono and the Ethiopian tribesmen?

show

by **BoganGod** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:37 am

What would it take for a beatles reunion?

show: ANSWER

What did the cervix say to the gynecologist?

show: Answer

Whats green and smells like pork?

show: ANSWER

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:11 am

Dukasaur wrote:For those who remember the 80's, the greatest joke of that decade:

To go back even further, What do you call a dog with wings?

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by **ManBungalow** on Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:10 pm

What do you call someone who is wearing sandals?

show

by **oVo** on Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:07 pm

A Rabbi, a Mullah and a Priest walk into a bar.
The bar tender leans on his elbows and looks
the trio of holy men over and says,

show

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:06 am

A man tells his psychiatrist he can't stop himself buying albums by an old Australian rock band.
The psychiatrist tells him he has OC/DC.

by **nanoTek** on Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:15 am

How do you get four old ladies to say f*ck?
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Get the 5th old lady to yell out bingo

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:07 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:For those who remember the 80's, the greatest joke of that decade:

To go back even further, What do you call a dog with wings?
show

Oh, cool!

I missed this when it first came up. =D>