Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Dako

[safariguy5]

For the 57th issue of the CC Dispatch, Tech Mod and Team Leader Dako will be interviewed. Ask away!

[cachejob]

-any plans to get back in a competitive clan?
-since you are now Head Tech, can i pm you a list of people who may need their heads examined?
-have i thanked you recently for all of your efforts on the site (particularly greasemonkey scripts)? if not, consider this that.

[trapyoung]

Favorite poster, game partner, game opponent, mod, snacktime food

[tyche73]

Are you really ''Russian'' is TOFU really ''Finnish'' is ace really himalayan cause him a layin

[Master Fenrir]

Which Zangief piledriver is your favorite?

[safariguy5]

What programming languages are you proficient with?

[eddie2]

do you think lack is doing enough to mantain the site?

do you think that of late some of the updates are not as important as others that have been waiting for some time now.

[trinicardinal]

What made you decide to work on the user scripts in the first place (for which many thanks)?
What made you decide to become part of Team CC?
Which do you consider to be the best written script?
Which do you consider to be the most useful script?
Can you give any details on upcoming improvements?
Can you say when we might be able to look forward to said improvements?
what Forums/Discussions to you look at mostly?

Added:

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) How much of a geek are you?
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) How scary is it working on the same Team with Victor Sullivan? (EDIT: for clarity - meaning Team CC)

If you are willing to get into personal information:

Do you have any hobbies?
What's your favorite colour?
What's your dream job?
What's your dream house like?
What do you do when you're not on CC?
Do you like sports? If yes, what are your top 3 (in order)

If you had to choose one of the following jobs, which would you choose and why
a) High Salary, terrible job
b) Medium Salary, ok job
c) Low Salary, great job

[slowreactor]

What programming languages are you proficient with?

This.

Also, if I wanted to start writing scripts for this site, what would I have to learn? (I think XML's a big one, but I'm not sure what else I would need).

[danryan]

Why did you play Medvedev like that?

[trapyoung]

Mother Russia or Father Time?

[lord voldemort]

How long until you join us at Empire?

[Gunn217]

Why is TOFU now a social clan. Was is an amicable socialization or was there some disagreements that preempted the decision?

[Ace Rimmer]

Would you please make me an iPhone app for cc?

Ass or breast man?

Is it offensive to you if I tell you that your sister is hot?

Do you miss me playing good?

What is your next script? Or are you working more behind the scenes now?

Do you have an iPhone or other smartphone?

[trapyoung]

Did you dissolve Tofu b/c you wanted Ace to change his name to something different? What did you want Ace to change his name to?

Are you Putin? Are you sitting for Putin for two terms and then giving up your seat to him?