owenator wrote:Wolffy,
You're trapped on a deserted island. However, on this island with you, are:
a) A beautiful, sexy woman who could quite possibly have been a pornstar. Her only faults? She talks, even during sex. For example; she may throw out a random sentence such as, "why is the sky blue?" whilst doing the 'deed'. Wait, there's more! She has more hair than you do - like a wolf. This hair by the way, cannot be cut/shaved by anything.
b) A very large woman, who quite honestly is the most hideous thing that you have ever seen. Get's along well - with anyone. But, she's intelligent. She also emits a smell more repulsive than vomit and sewage combined.
c) A woman who's in her late 50's but without any flaws...she's beautiful, witty, smart, and probably in better shape than girls half her age.
You come across a lamp and rub it, just to quench your curiosity to see if a genie would appear. And lo and behold! One does appear. The genie, is sick and tired of granting thousands of wishes and tells you, that you can get only 1 wish however it is filled with more conditional terms than a cellular phone contract. He advises that this wish is to allow you to leave the island to your destination of choosing. All of mankind has been wiped out. You can leave the island with only ONE of the three that are trapped with you. What do you do?
Owen
Very, very interesting question, Owenator, thanks for asking it. I'm sure that my answer may surprise you!
The answer is an easy one. I choose to NOT take the Genie's wish or to leave the island. I imagine that my intent is to jump-start the human race after the rest of mankind has been wiped out. Leaving the island with only one woman would eventually lead to an incestual and deformed existence of the human race (something kind of like we're looking at in the present day). I would need all three woman to procreate a healthy existence. Well, the women, but the lamp would also help.
I'd have to inquire if Woman C is child-bearing. I know she is in her late 50's but if she is in good shape, she may still be able to help me continue the species. If not, she will still be of great assistance in child-rearing. Someone will have to wake up in the middle of the night to feed all the screaming children, and it sure as hey is not going to be me!
Woman B is clearly Beckytheblondie. If the genie will accept my wish to banish the foul-smelling Becky from our side of the island, I would also have that. Beckytheblondie does not deserve to live with us. But I cannot help but be drawn into her allure, and we do need her intelligence to promote the survival of our species.
Finally, though, I would have to ask the genie what limits I have on the destination of my wish. If my wish is not restricted to time or scientific law, I choose to take my wish and wish to leave the island for the bed of Keira Knightley around the turn of the 21st century. Yeah, that would be a pretty good use of the wish. Oh, also being present at the signing of the Magna Car.... nah, Keira Knightley's bed. That would be it.