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Dear Enrique,

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:18 pm

Hello, Subscribers and members of the Conquer Club community! :) The Dispatch has recently recruited a new, handsome Freestyle Writer that will be responding to letters from you! Meet Enrique:

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    Hallo. My name is Enrique Alvaro Espionsa Padilla Peñaloza de la Vega, but you can call me Enrique Alvaro. I'm happy to be answering questions from all the beautiful men and women of the Conquer Club, but especially the beautiful women. My favorite soft drink is Corona and my best feature is the area between my eyebrows and my ankles. When I'm not answering your questions, I enjoy lying out in the sun, teaching beautiful women the art of the tango and gazing wistfully at people, places and things.
Here's how it works: Send a PM to me, Victor Sullivan, which includes a problem, concern, dilemma, question, story or any combination of those, and I'll forward it to Enrique. Each issue of the Dispatch, Enrique will respond to one of you, which you will be able to find in the Mess Hall section of the Dispatch :) If you have any questions or comments regarding this new article series, feel free to post them here :)

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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby rey oscuro on Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:12 pm

Can you speak Spanish¿? No domino el ingles XD
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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:28 pm

Puedes 'PM' a mí en español, si quieres ;)

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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:34 am

Victor wrote:When I'm not answering your questions, I enjoy layinglying out in the sun,...


FTFY. "Lay" requires a direct object.

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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby nietzsche on Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:19 am

[Mod Edit]
Last edited by Victor Sullivan on Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: ¿Por qué me haces esto? ¡Necesitas ser bueno en español, también! Especialmente en este foro.
betiko wrote:8 cm long, 4cm circumference; light brown


betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus
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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:30 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Victor wrote:When I'm not answering your questions, I enjoy layinglying out in the sun,...


FTFY. "Lay" requires a direct object.

-TG

Lol, I'll fix that for ya, Tails.

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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:35 am

nietzsche wrote:[Mod Edit]


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betiko wrote:8 cm long, 4cm circumference; light brown


betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus
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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:25 pm

nietzsche wrote:
nietzsche wrote:[Mod Edit]


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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:26 am

Dear Enrique,

Do you feel like a third wheel with everyone asking questions in the Interrogation of GLG thread and nobody asking questions here?
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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby macbone on Wed May 16, 2012 2:43 am

Dear Enrique,

Where are the hottest players on CC from? Specifically, would you say that we're all from Hong Kong, or just the vast majority of us?
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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby Viceroy63 on Fri May 18, 2012 3:00 pm

"When I'm not answering your questions, I enjoy lying out in the sun,..."


When you enjoy, your "lying out in the sun" do you preferred as we say in spanish, "Boca bajo?" (Like in your picture.) :lol:
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Re: Dear Enrique,

Postby doug4knfpu on Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:52 pm

Viceroy63 wrote:
"When I'm not answering your questions, I enjoy lying out in the sun,..."


When you enjoy, your "lying out in the sun" do you preferred as we say in spanish, "Boca bajo?" (Like in your picture.) :lol:

Boca bajo LMAO I just learned a little bit of spanish so sorry for the late response



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