F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

[Crazyirishman]

Hey all, lets use this thread to get some of our inner feelings out into the open forum to build bonds between fellow forum goers. I'll routinely change up the featured members to spice it up in here. Lets have some good lighthearted fun.

Go!

Current spotlighted members:
AslanTheKing, Funkyterrence, andMr Changsha



Former spotlighted members:
King_Herpes, owenshooter, and Gen.LeeGettinhed
shieldgenerator7, natty dread, and jefjef
happy2seeyou, robinette, and denise
king achilles, AndyDufresne, and blakebowling
Brucewar, Chariot of Fire, and firstholliday
Phatscotty,saxitoxin, and Army of GOD
ManBungalow, ljex, and Master Fenrir
BigBallinStalin, pimpdave, and army of nobunga

[shieldgenerator7]

My name's not on the list. Am I allowed to post here?

[Crazyirishman]

We can only do 3 at a time or else someone will be left out, and we dont want to be exlusive. You can be on the next list of 3 though.

[natty dread]

That's a tough question.

For fucking, I'm going to have to go with GLG. Hey, if you have to get fucked in a speedy one-on-one session, at least it's best to get fucked by someone with lots of experience at it.

Owen is the obvious choice for marriage - all I'd have to do is become a nun and I'd technically be married to the Black Jesus. Very convenient and doesn't require an expensive wedding.

Which leaves KH to bite the bullet. The world is going to miss this special little butterfly, but what can you do. We all have to make sacrifices.

[Victor Sullivan]

Oo, that's a toughie. I feel like King_Herpes would be good in bed, so I'd have to pick him for f*ck's sake. I feel like the black jesus would be faithful in a marriage, so I'll marry him. Sorry, GLG, that means...



-Sully

[Gilligan]

Oo, that's a toughie. I feel like King_Herpes would be good in bed, so I'd have to pick him for f*ck's sake. I feel like the black jesus would be faithful in a marriage, so I'll marry him. Sorry, GLG, that means...



-Sully

+1, I agree!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Butt f*ck GLG, Marry Herpes cause of the name, Kill the imposter because no one is likely to miss him anyways.

[squishyg]

Marry the general because everybody knows women stop giving head after the wedding.
f*ck Owen, because Jesus fucking Christ.
Kill KH so he'll come back as a zombie because that would be fucking cool.

[BigBallinStalin]

Crazyirishman, Crazyirishman, Crazyirishman.

[blakebowling]

Moved to Forum Games

[shieldgenerator7]

Oh, ok I get it now... that IS a tough question.

I would not want to marry owenshooter or king_herpes.
I would not want to **** any of them personally
I would not want to kill any of them either....
I stink at this game.

but if I HAD to choose I'd probably say good bye to KH and marry owenshooter.

[Crazyirishman]

Moved to Forum Games

This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

[blakebowling]

Moved to Forum Games

This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

The thread appears to be a game, and qualifies as such in the community guidelines.

[Crazyirishman]

Moved to Forum Games

This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

The thread appears to be a game, and qualifies as such in the community guidelines.

Welcome to the Conquer Club community. We're not just about kicking each other's rear ends here; we also like to hug and sing and drink around a camp fire.

My topic encourages the above quote from the community guidelines. There is also no mention of forum games in the community guidlines.

Building bonds with fellow CC forum members may seem like a game to you, but it is something I take very seriously, which is why I posted it in GD. If this was intended to be a game then I would have happily posted it in Atmospheric Noise to avoid this dilemma and the confusion it may have caused.

[natty dread]

Yeah I agree this was a dumb move.

This is obviously not a "forum game" in the strict meaning of the term. It's more like a humorous thought experiment or something.

Gee, no wonder GD is so dead these days - any interesting thread that shows up gets shoved away somewhere where no one can find it...