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F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:45 pm

Hey all, lets use this thread to get some of our inner feelings out into the open forum to build bonds between fellow forum goers. I'll routinely change up the featured members to spice it up in here. Lets have some good lighthearted fun.

Go!

Current spotlighted members:
josko.ri, BoganGod, and HardAttack



Former spotlighted members:
King_Herpes, owenshooter, and Gen.LeeGettinhed
shieldgenerator7, natty dread, and jefjef
happy2seeyou, robinette, and denise
king achilles, AndyDufresne, and blakebowling
Brucewar, Chariot of Fire, and firstholliday
Phatscotty,saxitoxin, and Army of GOD
ManBungalow, ljex, and Master Fenrir
BigBallinStalin, pimpdave, and army of nobunga
AslanTheKing, Funkyterrence, andMr Changsha
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Re: B*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:57 pm

My name's not on the list. Am I allowed to post here?
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:29 pm

We can only do 3 at a time or else someone will be left out, and we dont want to be exlusive. You can be on the next list of 3 though.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:53 pm

That's a tough question. :-k

For fucking, I'm going to have to go with GLG. Hey, if you have to get fucked in a speedy one-on-one session, at least it's best to get fucked by someone with lots of experience at it.

Owen is the obvious choice for marriage - all I'd have to do is become a nun and I'd technically be married to the Black Jesus. Very convenient and doesn't require an expensive wedding.

Which leaves KH to bite the bullet. The world is going to miss this special little butterfly, but what can you do. We all have to make sacrifices.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:41 pm

Oo, that's a toughie. I feel like King_Herpes would be good in bed, so I'd have to pick him for f*ck's sake. I feel like the black jesus would be faithful in a marriage, so I'll marry him. Sorry, GLG, that means...

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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Gilligan on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:42 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Oo, that's a toughie. I feel like King_Herpes would be good in bed, so I'd have to pick him for f*ck's sake. I feel like the black jesus would be faithful in a marriage, so I'll marry him. Sorry, GLG, that means...

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+1, I agree!
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:59 pm

Butt f*ck GLG, Marry Herpes cause of the name, Kill the imposter because no one is likely to miss him anyways.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby squishyg on Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:17 am

Marry the general because everybody knows women stop giving head after the wedding.
f*ck Owen, because Jesus fucking Christ.
Kill KH so he'll come back as a zombie because that would be fucking cool.
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Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:13 pm

Crazyirishman, Crazyirishman, Crazyirishman.
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Postby blakebowling on Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:43 pm

Moved to Forum Games
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Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:12 pm

Oh, ok I get it now... that IS a tough question.

I would not want to marry owenshooter or king_herpes.
I would not want to **** any of them personally
I would not want to kill any of them either....
I stink at this game. :(

but if I HAD to choose I'd probably say good bye to KH and marry owenshooter.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:12 pm

blakebowling wrote:Moved to Forum Games


This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby blakebowling on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:12 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:
blakebowling wrote:Moved to Forum Games


This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

The thread appears to be a game, and qualifies as such in the community guidelines.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:43 pm

blakebowling wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:
blakebowling wrote:Moved to Forum Games


This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

The thread appears to be a game, and qualifies as such in the community guidelines.


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My topic encourages the above quote from the community guidelines. There is also no mention of forum games in the community guidlines.

Building bonds with fellow CC forum members may seem like a game to you, but it is something I take very seriously, which is why I posted it in GD. If this was intended to be a game then I would have happily posted it in Atmospheric Noise to avoid this dilemma and the confusion it may have caused.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:20 am

Yeah I agree this was a dumb move.

This is obviously not a "forum game" in the strict meaning of the term. It's more like a humorous thought experiment or something.

Gee, no wonder GD is so dead these days - any interesting thread that shows up gets shoved away somewhere where no one can find it...
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