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F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:45 pm

Hey all, lets use this thread to get some of our inner feelings out into the open forum to build bonds between fellow forum goers. I'll routinely change up the featured members to spice it up in here. Lets have some good lighthearted fun.

Go!

Current spotlighted members:
josko.ri, BoganGod, and HardAttack



Former spotlighted members:
King_Herpes, owenshooter, and Gen.LeeGettinhed
shieldgenerator7, natty dread, and jefjef
happy2seeyou, robinette, and denise
king achilles, AndyDufresne, and blakebowling
Brucewar, Chariot of Fire, and firstholliday
Phatscotty,saxitoxin, and Army of GOD
ManBungalow, ljex, and Master Fenrir
BigBallinStalin, pimpdave, and army of nobunga
AslanTheKing, Funkyterrence, andMr Changsha
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Re: B*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:57 pm

My name's not on the list. Am I allowed to post here?
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:29 pm

We can only do 3 at a time or else someone will be left out, and we dont want to be exlusive. You can be on the next list of 3 though.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:53 pm

That's a tough question. :-k

For fucking, I'm going to have to go with GLG. Hey, if you have to get fucked in a speedy one-on-one session, at least it's best to get fucked by someone with lots of experience at it.

Owen is the obvious choice for marriage - all I'd have to do is become a nun and I'd technically be married to the Black Jesus. Very convenient and doesn't require an expensive wedding.

Which leaves KH to bite the bullet. The world is going to miss this special little butterfly, but what can you do. We all have to make sacrifices.
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Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:41 pm

Oo, that's a toughie. I feel like King_Herpes would be good in bed, so I'd have to pick him for f*ck's sake. I feel like the black jesus would be faithful in a marriage, so I'll marry him. Sorry, GLG, that means...

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Postby Gilligan on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:42 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Oo, that's a toughie. I feel like King_Herpes would be good in bed, so I'd have to pick him for f*ck's sake. I feel like the black jesus would be faithful in a marriage, so I'll marry him. Sorry, GLG, that means...

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:59 pm

Butt f*ck GLG, Marry Herpes cause of the name, Kill the imposter because no one is likely to miss him anyways.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby squishyg on Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:17 am

Marry the general because everybody knows women stop giving head after the wedding.
f*ck Owen, because Jesus fucking Christ.
Kill KH so he'll come back as a zombie because that would be fucking cool.
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Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:13 pm

Crazyirishman, Crazyirishman, Crazyirishman.
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Postby blakebowling on Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:43 pm

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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:12 pm

Oh, ok I get it now... that IS a tough question.

I would not want to marry owenshooter or king_herpes.
I would not want to **** any of them personally
I would not want to kill any of them either....
I stink at this game. :(

but if I HAD to choose I'd probably say good bye to KH and marry owenshooter.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:12 pm

blakebowling wrote:Moved to Forum Games


This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.
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Postby blakebowling on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:12 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:
blakebowling wrote:Moved to Forum Games


This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

The thread appears to be a game, and qualifies as such in the community guidelines.
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Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:43 pm

blakebowling wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:
blakebowling wrote:Moved to Forum Games


This was not intended to be a game, but a thread for building bonds within the forum community (see OP), thanks for derailing the thread.

The thread appears to be a game, and qualifies as such in the community guidelines.


community guidlines wrote:Welcome to the Conquer Club community. We're not just about kicking each other's rear ends here; we also like to hug and sing and drink around a camp fire.

My topic encourages the above quote from the community guidelines. There is also no mention of forum games in the community guidlines.

Building bonds with fellow CC forum members may seem like a game to you, but it is something I take very seriously, which is why I posted it in GD. If this was intended to be a game then I would have happily posted it in Atmospheric Noise to avoid this dilemma and the confusion it may have caused.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:20 am

Yeah I agree this was a dumb move.

This is obviously not a "forum game" in the strict meaning of the term. It's more like a humorous thought experiment or something.

Gee, no wonder GD is so dead these days - any interesting thread that shows up gets shoved away somewhere where no one can find it...
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Postby squishyg on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:34 pm

I strongly disagree with this thread being moved. It belongs in GD!
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Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:41 pm

I... don't care where it is.

BTW while we're at it we should do **** one, marry one, kill one: CC Forum Edition
FOr these three forums:

General Discussion, Off-Topics, Mafia

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Postby squishyg on Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:11 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:I... don't care where it is.

BTW while we're at it we should do **** one, marry one, kill one: CC Forum Edition
FOr these three forums:

General Discussion, Off-Topics, Mafia

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f*ck the mafia
Kill off-topics
Marry GD

p.s. Yay for moving this back to its rightful forum!
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Postby blakebowling on Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:43 pm

At the outstanding request of the community; Moved back to GD.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:25 am

Thank you for returning this back to its proper place, where we can continue to build bonds in the forums.

On that note, we have a change of spolighted members, (however you can still comment on previously spotlighted members if you had not had the chance to), please let your inner emotions pour out for our next three users, to let them know that they too are special:

shieldgenerator7, natty dread, and jefjef
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:40 am

I would f*ck shieldgenerator to take away his innocence

I'd marry myself for tax benefits

And I'd kill jefjef for obvious reasons.
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Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:59 am

f*ck Herpes for the lingering memories.
Marry glg for an easy life - he purportedly has self- esteem issues & he comes pre- trained by Kort.
Kill Owen - he will rise again anyway.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:23 am

Frak: bananasforchimps
Marry: princessbanana
Kill: Banana Stomper (Can't go wasting good bananas)


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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby pmchugh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:40 am

Crazyirishman wrote:Thank you for returning this back to its proper place, where we can continue to build bonds in the forums.

On that note, we have a change of spolighted members, (however you can still comment on previously spotlighted members if you had not had the chance to), please let your inner emotions pour out for our next three users, to let them know that they too are special:

shieldgenerator7, natty dread, and jefjef


Marry sg7, even if Sundays would suck the other 6 days would make up for it.
f*ck natty.
Kill jefjef
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:23 pm

I would say kill natty so I could have his memories uploaded to a computer file so I could analyze his brain and... alright I should seriously stop there.

I don't to **** jefjef so I'll probably marry him.

So that means... :shock:


On second thought, natty would be cool to have as a wife 8-)

I wouldn't kill myself, so sorry jef jef.

Crash, still same result. :-k

Also, I'm glad you're glad it's back in GD. :D

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