F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

[Crazyirishman]

Frak: bananasforchimps
Marry: princessbanana
Kill: Banana Stomper (Can't go wasting good bananas)


--Andy

Hello Mr. Dufresne, although I love your intentions to build bonds with the users you listed above, I would like to ask you to please focus on the current or former spotlighted users as that is the primary goal of this thread at this time. Any additional users that you would like to include would be considered a bonus.

Thank you

--Crazy

[AndyDufresne]

Frak: bananasforchimps
Marry: princessbanana
Kill: Banana Stomper (Can't go wasting good bananas)


--Andy

Hello Mr. Dufresne, although I love your intentions to build bonds with the users you listed above, I would like to ask you to please focus on the current or former spotlighted users as that is the primary goal of this thread at this time. Any additional users that you would like to include would be considered a bonus.

Thank you

--Crazy

If you were around back in the day of CC, you would known Banana Stomper was a regular for while!


--Andy

[tkr4lf]

Current:
f*ck: Natty Dread (I feel like it would be a good f*ck.)
Marry: jefjef (He complains more than anybody I've played against, but I feel like he would make a good wife.)
Kill: sg7 (Sorry sg7, this was the last spot left...)

Former:
f*ck: Owen (It would be fun to f*ck the black jesus.)
Marry: Herpes (I considered just fucking herpes, but we all know that once you got it, it never goes away.)
Kill: glg (Considering how most view him, I would be a hero.)

[Crazyirishman]

My apoligies for not getting this out yesterday, but as a belated attempt to celebrate international womens day, we have a special group of of spotlighted members up for a short period of time. This will be some very tough choosing up ahead as all of the following members are lovely.

Please welcome Denise, Robinette, and happy2seeyou

I'd also like to thank all the member so far who have not been afraid to express themselves so far.

[natty dread]

I would enter a polyamorous fuckmarriage with robinette and happy2cu and kill denise.

[shieldgenerator7]

i'mnot qualified to answer this one because i don't kow denise.
but i'd say:

---- robinette, cuz of her avatar
marry happy2seeu,cause i wanna wake to bright smiling face each morning,
and NK denise because i don't know her.

but honestly i'd be deciding blind cuz i don't know any of these users

-SG7 ( )

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

definitely:
F - the blonde down the street -- Lip's gf
M - Fionna, the older sister, she's cool
K - I'd have picked the grandma, but now she's dead -- so, that the blonde's mom (Joan Kusak)

we are talking about the women on Shamless (Showtime channel), right?

[shieldgenerator7]

definitely:
F - the blonde down the street -- Lip's gf
M - Fionna, the older sister, she's cool
K - I'd have picked the grandma, but now she's dead -- so, that the blonde's mom (Joan Kusak)

we are talking about the women on Shamless (Showtime channel), right?

dude you so clueless lol

we're talking about CC users Denise, Robinette, and happy2seeyou

[Crazyirishman]

definitely:
F - the blonde down the street -- Lip's gf
M - Fionna, the older sister, she's cool
K - I'd have picked the grandma, but now she's dead -- so, that the blonde's mom (Joan Kusak)

we are talking about the women on Shamless (Showtime channel), right?

dude you so clueless lol

we're talking about CC users Denise, Robinette, and happy2seeyou

Thank you shieldgenerator for bringing this back on topic. GLG, although your attempts at building bonds are humbling, as I told andy try to focus on current or former spotlighted members in your posts from now on.

Thank you.

[happy2seeyou]

I've played this out in my head a few different ways and in the end I kill Denise. Sorry girl, you need to be a Bandit! I can't kill myself OR Robinette!

This is a hard combo since I like all three players!

[nippersean]

I've played this out in my head a few different ways and in the end I kill Denise. Sorry girl, you need to be a Bandit! I can't kill myself OR Robinette!

This is a hard combo since I like all three players!

You cheated!! No F nor M!

Crazee is there an option to do all 3 with all 3 in this cheeky thread?

Otherwise how will I know about Herps, since I'm a sex before marriage Religious person?

Pls answer via PM, Cheers Nipps

[happy2seeyou]

I've played this out in my head a few different ways and in the end I kill Denise. Sorry girl, you need to be a Bandit! I can't kill myself OR Robinette!

This is a hard combo since I like all three players!

You cheated!! No F nor M!

Crazee is there an option to do all 3 with all 3 in this cheeky thread?

Otherwise how will I know about Herps, since I'm a sex before marriage Religious person?

Pls answer via PM, Cheers Nipps

Sooo I should f*ck myself.

[Robinette]

I've played this out in my head a few different ways and in the end I kill Denise. Sorry girl, you need to be a Bandit! I can't kill myself OR Robinette!

This is a hard combo since I like all three players!

You cheated!! No F nor M!

Crazee is there an option to do all 3 with all 3 in this cheeky thread?

Otherwise how will I know about Herps, since I'm a sex before marriage Religious person?

Pls answer via PM, Cheers Nipps

Sooo I should f*ck myself.

lol...
okay, that helps me know what to do...



i would f*ck myself, cause i am truly the best f*ck around...

then I would Marry Denise so then I could completely ignore her, but i would always have clean underwear and fresh socks...

and i would kill Happy2seeyou, because there is no other way to keep her from being a bad girl... and that just shows how much i love and care about her.

[army of nobunaga]

f*ck them all, let god sort it out.

[shieldgenerator7]

f*ck them all, let god sort it out.

that's your answer to everything, isn't it?

[Victor Sullivan]

Thou shalt f*ck one, marry one, and kill one!

Thou shalt not f*ck them all.

-Sully

[Master Kai]

This is a funny thread... <Chuckle>

Not knowing any of them, I'd use the random generator to decide! Now where did I leave that remote.....

[AndyDufresne]

This is a funny thread... <Chuckle>

Not knowing any of them, I'd use the random generator to decide! Now where did I leave that remote.....

Using " *kai " in the find a member search, I've randomly selected these users for you:

Frak: Empress Kai
Marry: Tang Kai
Kill: Inestimable Kai


--Andy

[happy2seeyou]

This is a funny thread... <Chuckle>

Not knowing any of them, I'd use the random generator to decide! Now where did I leave that remote.....

Using " *kai " in the find a member search, I've randomly selected these users for you:

Frak: Empress Kai
Marry: Tang Kai
Kill: Inestimable Kai


--Andy

No you have to use: myself, Robinette, and Denise

[Crazyirishman]

This is a funny thread... <Chuckle>

Not knowing any of them, I'd use the random generator to decide! Now where did I leave that remote.....

Using " *kai " in the find a member search, I've randomly selected these users for you:

Frak: Empress Kai
Marry: Tang Kai
Kill: Inestimable Kai


--Andy

ANDY!!!! you are not building bonds correctly by not fucusing on the spotlighted members.


How ever to change things up and to show appreciation for the mods that put so much time into the site we have a new trio of featured members. without any further ado I present the community with king achilles, AndyDufresne, and blakebowling

[pearljamrox2]

This feels so inappropriate.

I would make sweet love to Denise

I would make sweet love to Robinette for so long that she happens to accidentally die from it

I would marry Happy2seeU and make sweet love to her every night.

Nothing but sweet love for all the ladies of CC. It's like the phenomenon that happens when a women becomes instantly a babe when she puts on a Red Sox jersey!

[chapcrap]

This feels so inappropriate.

I would make sweet love to Denise

I would make sweet love to Robinette for so long that she happens to accidentally die from it

I would marry Happy2seeU and make sweet love to her every night.

Nothing but sweet love for all the ladies of CC. It's like the phenomenon that happens when a women becomes instantly a babe when she puts on a Red Sox Cardinals jersey!

Fixed

[Gillipig]

I like this thread! Probably the only good idea Crazyirishman has ever had!

I'd have to marry Andy because there's no way I'm having sex with or killing a monkey! (unless it attacks me, then I'm fucking it ! )
King achilles is an administrator so he'd probably ban me if I fucked him so I'd kill him before he bans me . Which means blakebowling.......... You're gonna meet Big Red !

[The Voice]

This is a funny thread... <Chuckle>

Not knowing any of them, I'd use the random generator to decide! Now where did I leave that remote.....

Using " *kai " in the find a member search, I've randomly selected these users for you:

Frak: Empress Kai
Marry: Tang Kai
Kill: Inestimable Kai


--Andy

ANDY!!!! you are not building bonds correctly by not fucusing on the spotlighted members.


How ever to change things up and to show appreciation for the mods that put so much time into the site we have a new trio of featured members. without any further ado I present the community with king achilles, AndyDufresne, and blakebowling

I'm not married to the idea of killing any one of them because it might f*** the site.

[Crazyirishman]

I apologize for not not keeping up to date with this, it poorly reflects on the bonds we are trying to build here. To keep things upbeat, we are going to have a special clan leaders edition to the community building experiment.

Folks please express you're feelings for Brucewar, Chariot of Fire, and firstholliday