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Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:23 pm

.. a new server for the zone I'm in?

This is ridiculous, I've been calling tech support for more than 6 months now, they are not supposed to close a report without contacting me first to make sure the service is working 100%, but they keep closing every report I make.

Of course, there's no competing ISPs here, otherwise I'd change company.


FUCKING CARLOS SLIM DE MIERDA, the richest man in the world has Mexico in technologic slavery.

Ugly. Fat. I'd rather be the poorest man in the world that being as ugly as he is.
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby nietzsche on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:40 pm

No suggestions?
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:42 pm

bribe him?
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:42 pm

Move.

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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby Symmetry on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:47 pm

Full page ad in whatever local paper you have explaining how poor the service has been.
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:48 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:bribe him?



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Good idea, HMcM. Just show papi some leg, nietzsche, he'll get you fixed up in no time.








By leg I mean -

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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby nietzsche on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:43 am

I expected the great minds of CC OT to solve this. Moving is not an option. I would whore myself to Slim for good internet but I don't know how to reach him, I would probably be killed before I could get close to him and make him the indecent proposal.
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:37 am

nietzsche wrote:.. a new server for the zone I'm in?

This is ridiculous, I've been calling tech support for more than 6 months now, they are not supposed to close a report without contacting me first to make sure the service is working 100%, but they keep closing every report I make.

Of course, there's no competing ISPs here, otherwise I'd change company.


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What laws prevent competitors from setting up shop in your area?
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby nietzsche on Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:04 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:.. a new server for the zone I'm in?

This is ridiculous, I've been calling tech support for more than 6 months now, they are not supposed to close a report without contacting me first to make sure the service is working 100%, but they keep closing every report I make.

Of course, there's no competing ISPs here, otherwise I'd change company.


FUCKING CARLOS SLIM DE MIERDA, the richest man in the world has Mexico in technologic slavery.


What laws prevent competitors from setting up shop in your area?


No one. The reason is probably that they are not interested yet. And the reason Slim's company is here is because he bought Telmex from former president Carlos Salinas, his buddy, for a dime or maybe a quarter. So he didn't have to spend in infrastructure.

One thing is for sure though, the moment another ISP decides to come here, Slim will send a line of optic fiber killing the competitor's chances.
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:10 am

nietzsche wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:.. a new server for the zone I'm in?

This is ridiculous, I've been calling tech support for more than 6 months now, they are not supposed to close a report without contacting me first to make sure the service is working 100%, but they keep closing every report I make.

Of course, there's no competing ISPs here, otherwise I'd change company.


FUCKING CARLOS SLIM DE MIERDA, the richest man in the world has Mexico in technologic slavery.


What laws prevent competitors from setting up shop in your area?


No one. The reason is probably that they are not interested yet. And the reason Slim's company is here is because he bought Telmex from former president Carlos Salinas, his buddy, for a dime or maybe a quarter. So he didn't have to spend in infrastructure.

One thing is for sure though, the moment another ISP decides to come here, Slim will send a line of optic fiber killing the competitor's chances.


How much is internet access via satellite?

And this was interesting:

[quote'"wiki"]In 1972, the Mexican government bought the company, turning it into a government monopoly.

In 1990, Telmex was bought by a group of investors formed principally by Carlos Slim Helú, France Télécom, and Southwestern Bell Corporation, whose tender was the largest. However, controversially, the payment itself took place over the course of the next several years, using revenues from the phone service.

After privatization, Telmex began investing in new modern infrastructure, creating a nationwide fiber optic network, thus offering service to most of the country.

In 1991, the Mexican government sold its remaining stock in Telmex.

Although Telmex is now a private company it stills remains as a quasi-monopoly. There are few other telephone companies in Mexico, Alestra (formerly AT&T), Axtel, Maxcom, Megacable and Cablecom[/quote]

Haha, if the above is true, that's pretty interesting.
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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby nietzsche on Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:18 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:.. a new server for the zone I'm in?

This is ridiculous, I've been calling tech support for more than 6 months now, they are not supposed to close a report without contacting me first to make sure the service is working 100%, but they keep closing every report I make.

Of course, there's no competing ISPs here, otherwise I'd change company.


FUCKING CARLOS SLIM DE MIERDA, the richest man in the world has Mexico in technologic slavery.


What laws prevent competitors from setting up shop in your area?


No one. The reason is probably that they are not interested yet. And the reason Slim's company is here is because he bought Telmex from former president Carlos Salinas, his buddy, for a dime or maybe a quarter. So he didn't have to spend in infrastructure.

One thing is for sure though, the moment another ISP decides to come here, Slim will send a line of optic fiber killing the competitor's chances.


How much is internet access via satellite?

And this was interesting:

[quote'"wiki"]In 1972, the Mexican government bought the company, turning it into a government monopoly.

In 1990, Telmex was bought by a group of investors formed principally by Carlos Slim Helú, France Télécom, and Southwestern Bell Corporation, whose tender was the largest. However, controversially, the payment itself took place over the course of the next several years, using revenues from the phone service.

After privatization, Telmex began investing in new modern infrastructure, creating a nationwide fiber optic network, thus offering service to most of the country.

In 1991, the Mexican government sold its remaining stock in Telmex.

Although Telmex is now a private company it stills remains as a quasi-monopoly. There are few other telephone companies in Mexico, Alestra (formerly AT&T), Axtel, Maxcom, Megacable and Cablecom


Haha, if the above is true, that's pretty interesting.[/quote]

Yeah, Telmex was a gift from Salinas to Slim. Slim must be done passing money to Salinas by now. This is why Mexico is the shit that it is, this things happen in front of everyone and justice never comes. Why? thats for another topic. At least we have beens, tortillas and cocacolas.
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Postby pmchugh on Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:45 pm

If he is the richest man in the world you aint getting shit, how do you think he became so rich?
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Postby Dukasaur on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:16 pm

Why don't you volunteer to spy for a foreign superpower? They'll set you up with satellite at someone else's expense, pronto!
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Postby Rodion on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:34 pm

This thread needs more Machete.

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Re: How do I get the richest man in the world to spend in ..

Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:22 am

Dukasaur wrote:Why don't you volunteer to spy for a foreign superpower? They'll set you up with satellite at someone else's expense, pronto!


For a good internet I can do that.. please give me a contact to be a spy. Any country will good internet can apply to get my services.
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