If you could be in any other clan, which would it be?

by **chapcrap** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:44 pm

Great-Ollie wrote:
QoH wrote:Yeah, in the end, it just made Ollie look even more foolish...

And the fact that THOTA won't be challenging PACK cause they're scared seems a little off base. http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 6&t=168417

BLAH BLAH BLAH QOH you are my hero! Please, please don't quit the site again, don't please! Oh you are part of mighty EMPIRE now, i better shut my mouth and hide in my corner.

Hold on, are you saying you have your own corner? Where is mine?

by **John Deere** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:13 am

How cute! All the idiots come out when a couple of PACK members come out and post. Whats wrong with you kids? THOTA guys talking trash?

Do you guys still even compete? NO..... And the EMPIRE guys coming in to talk trash... :lol:

That's like new born kitten cute! :roll:

by **mviola** on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:40 pm

John Deere wrote:

by **davsweeney** on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:10 pm

I was listening to Bob & Tom on the radio the other day and Christy Lee was reading a top ten list. This one was the top ten things men do which makes women not want to date them. Number 3 or 4 was using bad grammar or misspelling words in text messages. I guess this means Commander62890 won't be going on any dates with members of the Pack. Damn...I thought he was kind of warming up to me....I guess I will put away the candles and oils.

by **simmons4** on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:16 pm

davsweeney wrote:I was listening to Bob & Tom on the radio the other day and Christy Lee was reading a top ten list. This one was the top ten things men do which makes women not want to date them. Number 3 or 4 was using bad grammar or misspelling words in text messages. I guess this means Commander62890 won't be going on any dates with members of the Pack. Damn...I thought he was kind of warming up to me....I guess I will put away the candles and oils.

if you want to attract him Dave do it the same way he gets all his dates with a dog biscuit and a jar of peanut butter you could even bring along a sheep encase he wants a threesome of course then you'll never get rid of him.

by **ljex** on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:43 pm

simmons4 wrote:
davsweeney wrote:I was listening to Bob & Tom on the radio the other day and Christy Lee was reading a top ten list. This one was the top ten things men do which makes women not want to date them. Number 3 or 4 was using bad grammar or misspelling words in text messages. I guess this means Commander62890 won't be going on any dates with members of the Pack. Damn...I thought he was kind of warming up to me....I guess I will put away the candles and oils.

if you want to attract him Dave do it the same way he gets all his dates with a dog biscuit and a jar of peanut butter you could even bring along a sheep encase he wants a threesome of course then you'll never get rid of him.

In what way do you think this is actually funny when you post it?

by **tec805** on Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:55 am

ljex wrote:In what way do you think this is actually funny when you post it?

The same way you think "Culs De Sac [team]: anal hurts with no lube" is funny enough to put on your sig.

by **Pirlo** on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:33 am

Calm down boys!!

- PENIS!

by **davsweeney** on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:09 am

sorry ljex, I didn't mean to offend you with my harmless post to Commander. He made fun of us for our spelling and grammar. I thought that was funny because I heard that was a huge pet peeve for women.

Sorry if I offended you too Commander. Was just having fun.

by **GeneralRisk** on Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:36 pm

davsweeney wrote:sorry ljex, I didn't mean to offend you with my harmless post to Commander. He made fun of us for our spelling and grammar. I thought that was funny because I heard that was a huge pet peeve for women.

Sorry if I offended you too Commander. Was just having fun.

by **Crazyirishman** on Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:10 am

davsweeney wrote:sorry ljex, I didn't mean to offend you with my harmless post to Commander. He made fun of us for our spelling and grammar. I thought that was funny because I heard that was a huge pet peeve for women.

Sorry if I offended you too Commander. Was just having fun.

In all fairness and third impartial party in this whole 'use of the English language pissing contest', commander was making fun of run on sentences, not spelling.

by **davsweeney** on Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:36 am

wouldn't run on sentences fall under grammar? I obviously don't know, I got a D in English 101 and was never good with foreign languages.

by **Pirlo** on Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:48 pm

I'm gonna start my own clan and name it "PENIS".. who wants in?

by **chapcrap** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:17 am

Pirlo wrote:I'm gonna start my own clan and name it "PENIS".. who wants in?

What are the requirements?

by **Pirlo** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:04 am

chapcrap wrote:
Pirlo wrote:I'm gonna start my own clan and name it "PENIS".. who wants in?

What are the requirements?

very simple.. game skills don't matter.. you need to be open, insensitive and perv!

by **smegal69** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:26 am

chapcrap wrote:
Pirlo wrote:I'm gonna start my own clan and name it "PENIS".. who wants in?

What are the requirements?

not to many......

1st, you have to hang around with a couple of nuts
2nd, your next door neighbor has to be an asshole
3rd, have one good eye that you piss out off
4th, you have to throw up when a giant hand grabs you and shakes you up and down
5th and last of all you have to love C.... :shock:

by **Pirlo** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:32 am

smegal69 wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
Pirlo wrote:I'm gonna start my own clan and name it "PENIS".. who wants in?

What are the requirements?

not to many......

1st, you have to hang around with a couple of nuts
2nd, your next door neighbor has to be an asshole
3rd, have on good eye that you piss out off
4th, you have to throw up when a giant hand grabs you and shakes you up and down
and last of all you have to love C.....

To love what? :shock:

Holey Crap!!! :shock:

Are you joining? :shock:

- PENIS!

by **Master Bush** on Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:14 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
2dimes wrote:Well... apart from my keeping the thread on the first page, we actually kind of left Flame Wars quite a bit before it died and had to be taken away. It is pretty terrific to be a part of something like this.
It might be better if you use our more current title, "Harry Stache and the Prisoner of Fumanchu".

I miss the days when "Harry Stache and the Prisoner of Fumanchu" formerly known as Stache, were running around.

Glorious days of olde.

--Andy

Sorry for the bump, but thanks for the mention Andy. Kind of bums me out that the impact of the stache in 06/07 will pretty much be a faded memory for only a few that are still around from those years. Kills me that our recruitment thread is gone. It truly was one of the most epic threads on CC.

by **grifftron** on Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:15 am

Hmm.. as time has moved on.. i have had time to think of what clan I would enjoy being in if the clan I am presently in did not exist.

That clan would be, hands down, Grim Reapers.

-griff

by **betiko** on Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:06 am

grifftron wrote:Hmm.. as time has moved on.. i have had time to think of what clan I would enjoy being in if the clan I am presently in did not exist.

That clan would be, hands down, Grim Reapers.

-griff

poached by kmhebert!!!???

by **smegal69** on Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:47 am

Pirlo wrote:
smegal69 wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
Pirlo wrote:I'm gonna start my own clan and name it "PENIS".. who wants in?

What are the requirements?

not to many......

1st, you have to hang around with a couple of nuts
2nd, your next door neighbor has to be an asshole
3rd, have on good eye that you piss out off
4th, you have to throw up when a giant hand grabs you and shakes you up and down
and last of all you have to love C.....

To love what?

Holey Crap!!!

Are you joining?

- PENIS!

the Question should be " Will Master Bush be in Penis or will Penis be in Master Bush?" :shock:

by **Master Bush** on Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:56 pm

I don't like Penis.

by **General Mojo** on Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:25 am

Pretty sure the easy and correct answer is DRS.....

by **Arama86n** on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:29 pm

General Mojo wrote:Pretty sure the easy and correct answer is DRS.....

No, you havn't been playing attention. The correct answer is PACK. You want to join the PACK. I do , you do, Lack does. The thread is rather clear on this matter.