You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[betiko]

when you are doing something else and you picture your ongoing games to think of your next moves and what your oponents might have played in your absense

[Dukasaur]

When it's payday and you log in to CC for several hours before you get around to logging in to your bank account to see how much your pay was.

(Yes, I've done this -- more than once.)

[laughingcavalier]

When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

Really? have you ever done this?

What can a guy do? I started my turn and I ran out of battery. It was an important game.
Besides, it's not as if I had friends on at least 2 different continents in multiple timezones who I text whenever I might miss a turn.

[KoolBak]

Classic!

[AndyDufresne]

When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

Really? have you ever done this?

What can a guy do? I started my turn and I ran out of battery. It was an important game.
Besides, it's not as if I had friends on at least 2 different continents in multiple timezones who I text whenever I might miss a turn.

Thumbs up for this!


--Andy

[grifftron]

When your given 300+ documents that need your signature and you sign some of them with your CC username.

[AndyDufresne]

When your given 300+ documents that need your signature and you sign some of them with your CC username.

Hm, I like this. Do you have to sign paychecks? You should sign those in your username.


--Andy

[Lestat1779]

You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.

[AndyDufresne]

You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.

Getting shaky in a bathroom stall sounds dangerous.


--Andy

[Lestat1779]

lmao ... no matter how i tried to spell "nervous", it never looked right, so i switched words.

You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.

Getting shaky in a bathroom stall sounds dangerous.


--Andy

[Gillipig]

You know you're obsessed with conquer club when you forget to eat for an entire day.
Happened to me once ! Was going to bed and remembered that I hadn't eaten. Played a lot of speedgames that sunday !

[Pirlo]

When my dick is itchy and I'm reluctant to see a doctor because I wanna play one more speeder!

[SimplyObsessed]

It's 7am, you need to be up in about an hour, but you're still up joining 'one more' speed game.

[AndyDufresne]

It's 7am, you need to be up in about an hour, but you're still up joining 'one more' speed game.

Yowza, sleep!


--Andy

[x-raider]

when...yeh...

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

lmao

Ditto

...when you know how to spell the capital of Iceland because it's on the Classic map.

+1