The poll for Cash for Colons ended 7-6 in favor of allowing hospitals to pay for donated organs. This is the next issue:
Issue 9: Retail Workers Strike!
"We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Violet National. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well Conquer Club's economy manages without any Retail, huh?"
"We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative Clint Lee. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot."
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.