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I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 12:06 am

Finally got it out. It was like popping a champagne bottle full of shit. Horrible odors. Pics to come
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby pimpdave on Fri May 04, 2012 12:48 am

This thread better fucking deliver.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 04, 2012 12:51 am

I name all my turds.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri May 04, 2012 2:29 am

This chick that dated my buddy in high school claimed she normally only ever defecated once every two weeks. Another girl corroborated this. Apparently, girl A was over at girl B's, and had to drop one; she fucked up the plumbing so bad they had to call a plumber, who had to remove some floorboards to get to the pipes under the house and get into them manually to clear them out.

So she only shits 26x a year. I don't see how she hasn't compacted and torn something.

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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby laughingcavalier on Fri May 04, 2012 2:40 am

I once changed the nappy of a friend's child who pooh'd only a couple of times a week. He's a strapping 15 year old now but I often remember the horror of Jack's nappy.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 3:34 am

NSFW?

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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 3:35 am

ITT, I find pictures from ratemypoop style websites and post them.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 3:35 am

But I really have to throw up now, because perusing those sites is horrific.

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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby neanderpaul14 on Fri May 04, 2012 4:23 am

Umm....whitestazn do you use opiates?? Because those block up the plumbing.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 12:05 pm

I'm offended that you'd even ask me that! I just eat a strict regiment of cement. See me on the episode of "My Strange Addiction" June 7th on A&E
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby neanderpaul14 on Fri May 04, 2012 6:36 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:I'm offended that you'd even ask me that! I just eat a strict regiment of cement. See me on the episode of "My Strange Addiction" June 7th on A&E



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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 04, 2012 6:36 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:NSFW?

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that's a big dave you have there.



btw, that dave doesn't look very dry, which means it didn't lasted in the colon much time really.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 9:42 pm

I don't understand what you're saying nietzsche.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri May 04, 2012 11:02 pm

I'd post a pic of the massive dump I'm about to take but I think aon could use it to somehow track me down.
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 04, 2012 11:31 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:I'd post a pic of the massive dump I'm about to take but I think aon could use it to somehow track me down.


Just break it up a bit, and take out the bits that look like native fauna
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