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Postby nietzsche on Mon May 28, 2012 10:42 pm

So I start a game, 1vs1 classic, deploy 1 in in location, 3 in another, I attack 3 times 3 vs 2, lost all 3, fort 2 to another location, making a 5.

Next turn I deploy 1 on a 3, and 3 on the 5, I attack and lost 4 3 vs 2 challenges. So I freak out and auto everything, giving the game away.

But next turn I have a 3 next to a 7 of the other player, deploy 3 there, and kill the 7 without losing a single army.

I guess that's how the dice stats even out. That's retarded, yeah yeah i understand probablity blah blah blah.

It's been going like this since I purchased back my premium, it's like I'm being punished for going without premium for a month.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Mon May 28, 2012 11:09 pm

another dice bitching thread!

Screw you complainers.

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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby natty dread on Mon May 28, 2012 11:17 pm

How stupid do you even have to BE to post something like that,
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 28, 2012 11:59 pm

And I just got only red and green cards for 9 rounds in a row, from round 12 to 21 of a flat rate game.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 29, 2012 12:08 am

nietzsche wrote:And I just got only red and green cards for 9 rounds in a row, from round 12 to 21 of a flat rate game.


you knew the risk of flat rate! If you think you are always unlucky, then minimize the luck factor and start playing no spoils to show a decent strategy?

P.S. you don't even deserve me mentioning my holy penis in your thread anymore.. no penis for you!
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 29, 2012 12:10 am

Pirlo, shut up or I'll drive to Michael Jordan and cut your penis off.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 29, 2012 12:12 am

you know? I created only one decent quote in my whole life... "Luck is the excuse of losers!"
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Phatscotty on Tue May 29, 2012 12:50 am

You got nuttin on me. I lost 33-10 and they still had 5 left
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Jronicaing on Tue May 29, 2012 3:33 am

I think you can try that again...
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Gabriel13 on Tue May 29, 2012 7:21 am

Oh nietzsche.. I thought you were better than this!
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby HighlanderAttack on Tue May 29, 2012 8:49 am

I am with you--FUCK CC RANDOMNESS
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby codierose on Tue May 29, 2012 8:58 am

+1 randombullshit.org
but whats the point in complaining who listens
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby natty dread on Tue May 29, 2012 11:49 am

Yeah, this randomness thing? It's total bullshit.

I want non-random dice. I want to know that if I attack x vs y I will lose exactly z troops. I am allergic to fun and excitement, I want everything in my life to be 100% certain.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 29, 2012 12:01 pm

natty dread wrote:Yeah, this randomness thing? It's total bullshit.

I want non-random dice. I want to know that if I attack x vs y I will lose exactly z troops. I am allergic to fun and excitement, I want everything in my life to be 100% certain.


I think we also need a feature that allows us to stop people from attacking us if they are gonna get some good dice!
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby ManBungalow on Tue May 29, 2012 12:40 pm

inb4 dice stats
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby ubcman64 on Tue May 29, 2012 12:46 pm

natty dread wrote:Yeah, this randomness thing? It's total bullshit.

I want non-random dice. I want to know that if I attack x vs y I will lose exactly z troops. I am allergic to fun and excitement, I want everything in my life to be 100% certain.

yea i would like to know if i attack 12 v 1 i will win would add so much fun back to CC
can someone answer why if you auto say 10 on 4 you lose but the auto always stops on 3 for example i attack 10 on 4 lose 3 on 4 why does it always stop on 3 ???
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 29, 2012 1:04 pm

Pirlo wrote:
natty dread wrote:Yeah, this randomness thing? It's total bullshit.

I want non-random dice. I want to know that if I attack x vs y I will lose exactly z troops. I am allergic to fun and excitement, I want everything in my life to be 100% certain.


I think we also need a feature that allows us to stop people from attacking us if they are gonna get some good dice!


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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby chapcrap on Tue May 29, 2012 1:13 pm

This reminds me of something: Game 11156727
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Gillipig on Tue May 29, 2012 3:05 pm

nietzsche wrote:Pirlo, shut up or I'll drive to Michael Jordan and cut your penis off.

It's already been solved ;)!
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed May 30, 2012 3:51 am

Pirlo wrote:
nietzsche wrote:And I just got only red and green cards for 9 rounds in a row, from round 12 to 21 of a flat rate game.


you knew the risk of flat rate! If you think you are always unlucky, then minimize the luck factor and start playing no spoils to show a decent strategy?

P.S. you don't even deserve me mentioning my holy penis in your thread anymore.. no penis for you!



start playing no spoils for the sake of strategy,
yeah sure, like i want 543 rounds of deploy troops , end attack, play next available game,
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pedronicus on Wed May 30, 2012 6:45 am

The Dice on this site are a fucking joke, but it's one of those unfunny jokes...

Anyone who knocks the dice complainers goes down in my estimations.

The Dice here should be Brown for attackers and light tan for defenders and the dots on them should be tomato seeds, because they are shit.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 30, 2012 10:05 am

Pedronicus wrote:The Dice on this site are a fucking joke, but it's one of those unfunny jokes...

Anyone who knocks the dice complainers goes down in my estimations.

The Dice here should be Brown for attackers and light tan for defenders and the dots on them should be tomato seeds, because they are shit.


I just got word from a source on the inside we'll be switching over to these dice:

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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu May 31, 2012 4:15 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I just got word from a source on the inside we'll be switching over to these dice:

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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Thu May 31, 2012 4:38 pm

WUT? :shock:

This dice is not erect though 8-[
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby JBlombier on Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:44 am

ubcman64 wrote:yea i would like to know if i attack 12 v 1 i will win would add so much fun back to CC
can someone answer why if you auto say 10 on 4 you lose but the auto always stops on 3 for example i attack 10 on 4 lose 3 on 4 why does it always stop on 3 ???

Because if it goes on after the 3, it means you are rolling with less than 3 dice, which is horrible for your odds. So CC sorta asks you: "We auto'ed til here, you didn't succeed. If you wish to go on, press assault, but it's not our problem anymore."

I have no intention to bitch about the dice or bitch about any dice complainers. To each his own, I can only advise you to stop caring.
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