Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

[L M S]

Don't take turns this morning. The atmospheric noise is shitty right now.

Somebody let me know when the atmospheric noise returns to something more favorable (hell, I'll settle for) stable, please.
Thanks.

[blakebowling]

You know that CC uses a collection of random numbers gathered back in 2007 I believe.

[L M S]

You know that CC uses a collection of random numbers gathered back in 2007 I believe.

Stupid El Nino.

[AndyDufresne]

LMS, maybe you should do a daily Atmospheric Noise Weather report.


--Andy

[L M S]

06.06.2012

Official Atmospheric Noise Report:

As of 7:29am MDT
I am happy to report that the current Atmospheric Noise conditions are favorable. With a slight breeze blowing in from the southwest we are currently experiencing great dice this morning. I'm a little embarrassed to admit it but the people depend on me for an up to the minute report; I just took down a 40 stack with a 16 and had 3 left over in this Game 11186202. Fortunately for the poor bastard it happened too, the game was already decided in my favor by a lot.

We are looking good for the rest of the morning as Atmospheric Noise conditions are expected to remain calm. There is a 50% chance of un-seasonally high temperatures this afternoon which normally result in thunderstorm activity and the low barometric pressure creates the possibility of the dice shitting the bed without warning.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

Stay Classy CC.

[jefjef]

06.06.2012

Official CC Randomness Report:

As of 9:29am MDT
We are happy to report that we are no longer generating randomness based on Atmospheric Noise. After days of research It has been decided to extract randomness from the noise that jefjef posts. Unfortunately you will still likely experience extended runs of absolutely unbelievable crap with an occasional shockingly favorable outcome.

Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

[L M S]

06.06.2012

Official CC Randomness Report:

As of 9:29am MDT
We are happy to report that we are no longer generating randomness based on Atmospheric Noise. After days of research It has been decided to extract randomness from the noise that jefjef posts. Unfortunately you will still likely experience extended runs of absolutely unbelievable crap with an occasional shockingly favorable outcome.

Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

The Official Atmospheric Noise Desk would like to thank JefJef, one of our many field operatives for contributing his local conditions report. We couldn't do our work without your continuing support and we at The OAND appreciate you, keep up the good work and there may be a official position opening up for a General Color Commentary Daily Column Writer; depending of course on your desired level of commitment to the cause. Resumes may or may not be accepted but you can forward them on to our HR Department for consideration directly.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

Stay Classy CC.

[AndyDufresne]

Thanks for the update, LMS. I just took my turn, and I can also report that my location conditions have been favorable.


--Andy

[chapcrap]

I hope this thread isn't about our triples game where you were supposed to eliminate cyan...

[L M S]

I hope this thread isn't about our triples game where you were supposed to eliminate cyan...

The official stance from The OAND on this particular matter includes language not suitable for children and thereby cannot be posted in a public forum.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

Stay Classy CC.

[Agent 86]

Tryin to stay classy but there is so much negative ATMOSPHERIC NOISE, please get rid of this Random.org..it's not random!!

86

[L M S]

Tryin to stay classy but there is so much negative ATMOSPHERIC NOISE, please get rid of this Random.org..it's not random!!

86

What is this random.org you speak of and what does it have to do with the Official Atmospheric Noise Daily Report?
Nada.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

Stay Classy CC.

[shieldgenerator7]

Hello, I'm SG7, an undercover Atmospheric Randomness Reporter.

I have no news as of late but have found that the dice favor attackers. Will post more updates.

-SG7 ( )

[The Voice]

Tryin to stay classy but there is so much negative ATMOSPHERIC NOISE, please get rid of this Random.org..it's not random!!

86

But is it .org?

[AndyDufresne]

I'd like to report I had some above average experience with my local atmospheric conditions.


--Andy

[BigBallinStalin]

The tea leaves in my morning cup bode well for the Athmospheric Noise of 5 years past. The glaze on my donut smiles in the glistening morning sun. Roll well, my fellow ConquerClubbers.

[zimmah]

LMS, maybe you should do a daily Atmospheric Noise Weather report.


--Andy

and forecast

[TeeGee]

I love atmospheric noise reports. Since there introduction, I have gained over 200 points.

I couldn't have done it without all the above contributions, especially LMS.

Thanks

[L M S]

06.09.2012

Official Atmospheric Noise Report:

As of 7:58am MDT
Our official report today contains a mild warning for those taking turns at locations around the globe from either north or south of the equator. It has been determined, using our sophisticated and very expensive (absolutely privately funded of course) Official Atmospheric Noise Equipment that due to an unexpectedly unstable patter aloft the dice are, and are going to continue to be, wildly unpredictable for the remainder of the morning. While it is possible to count on a series of 3v2 and even 2v2 victories due to our current Noise pattern.....it is not the official recommendation of The OAND at this time unless you have copious amounts of Whiskey to wash down the bitter (possible) defeats with.
We have been asked to provide "Futurecasts" (TM), cordially we ask you to be patient on this matter. We have the great technology but are deciding weather or not we want the great responsibility that goes along with it. Stay tuned.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

Stay Classy CC.

[TeeGee]

10 wins in a row.... all thanks to this thread.


and all those strange noises from beyond the stratosphere.

[AndyDufresne]

I took a turn earlier today, and I can report favorable local conditions.


--Andy

[L M S]

06.11.2012

Official Atmospheric Noise Report:

As of 9:59pm MDT
Our Official Report today is again (mostly) favorable as the current Atmospheric Noise Conditions are stable and though minor disruptions are being felt in the form of a 16 v 12 ending with 3 v 9 we at The OAND are not prepared to claim an emergency and activate the full alert system.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

Stay Classy CC.
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[TeeGee]

There is a disturbance in the force, the dice are wild... take care during this turbulent time

[ManBungalow]

WARNING !

Dr. A. Spheres left me an answer-phone message not five minutes ago. He is currently based at a facility in Switzerland, and has been analysing fluctuations in atmospheric noise over the last six years.

What I could decipher of his message is as follows:

...you have to...[pssssss]...alert the conquer clubbe...[ssssssst]...auth-[sssssk]-ourities...huge...[tsssssssp]...thunder storm...[sssssssk]...dice not safe...[chssssssssp]...godzilla...

As a precaution, you are advised NOT to take any of your turns in the next 24 hours. Updates will be posted as and when we get them.

[AndyDufresne]

There is a disturbance in the force, the dice are wild... take care during this turbulent time

I can report that my local conditions were especially favorable this morning, after some lackluster conditions yesterday afternoon.


--Andy