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Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:49 pm

Julian Assange has managed to escape UK police agents and has sought refuge in the Embassy of Ecuador, "CNN" reports. According to the Ecuadorian foreign ministry, Ecuadorian embassy staff are desperately trying to protect Assange from UK agents who have surrounded the diplomatic compound.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/19/ju ... ?hpt=hp_t1
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/wor ... le4350291/

Assange is wanted by the U.S. for leaking Obama regime files. The government of Australia, a south Pacific nation currently under U.S. military occupation, has pledged unrelenting cooperation to Obama to get Assange - an Australian citizen - to the U.S. where it is expected he will be put to death.
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:55 pm

Ecuador wrote:This afternoon Mr. Julian Assange arrived at the Ecuadorian Embassy seeking political asylum from the Ecuadorian government. As a signatory to the Universal Declaration for Human Rights, with an obligation to review all applications for asylum, we have immediately passed his application on to the relevant department in Quito. While the department assesses Mr. Assange's application, he will remain under the protection of Ecuador.

http://www.mmrree.gob.ec/2012/com029.asp

Assange states he has been "abandoned by the Government of Australia" who have pledged to render him no aid in his prosecution for political crimes against the U.S. where he expects to be executed.
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:55 pm

That terrorist, rapist!!!!! Kill him!
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:05 pm

Ecuador has stated her support for the international consensus position supporting decolonization of Las Malvinas so there is a high probability UK forces will use this as an excuse to launch an armed raid of the small Ecuadorian embassy.

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“We have always supported Argentina in its claim over the Malvinas Islands. We have never been accomplices of the great powers vision towards the UK and its audacity of pretending to continue dominating colonially those Islands in the South Atlantic”, emphasized Patiño.

http://en.mercopress.com/2012/05/31/ecu ... guantanamo
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:09 pm

Let's guess the destiny of Assange.

I think he's found dead.
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:12 pm

nietzsche wrote:Let's guess the destiny of Assange.

I think he's found dead.


most likely

alternative 1 - discovered in bed with dead woman
alternative 2 - discovered in bed with a live boy
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:45 pm

How cool is Ecuador, right? I'll be cheering them on in the Olympics now or something.

What can we do Saxi?
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:50 pm

I bet he'll turn out to be Osama
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:59 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:What can we do Saxi?


Option 1: Send money to nietzsche. Nietzsche will collect everyone's donations and use it to buy fresh papaya, guava fruit, hibiscus flowers, cigars and tequila, then load them onto a burro which he will ride to Ecuador to deliver to the president. This will allow the embassy to hold-out against a siege for many weeks.

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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:12 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:What can we do Saxi?


Option 1: Send money to nietzsche. Nietzsche will collect everyone's donations and use it to buy fresh papaya, guava fruit, hibiscus flowers, cigars and tequila, then load them onto a burro which he will ride to Ecuador to deliver to the president. This will allow the embassy to hold-out against a siege for many weeks.

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Yes, by all means. Send me money, I'll do that.
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:48 pm

Couldn't he just burro the money?
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:05 pm

Sweet! Now Obama has a reason to invade Ecuador!!!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:18 pm

Hope the troops wipe out their banana crops they grow lousy bananas.
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Re: Julian Assange Holed-Up in Ecuadorian Embassy

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:28 pm

My buddy from Ecuador is also named Julian. Hmmm, better call Obama, just to be safe...

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