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Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:56 pm

It's raining out here, and it's winter in Australia, but it's time for a BBQ nonetheless!

Our very own natty_dread has been volunteered to be our chef today.

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He's going to prepare us some culinary delights of unprecedented delight.

    ===========THE MENU===========

    #1 ASSORTED CHICKEN PARTS
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This chicken was tragically and brutally killed while trying to cross a road. Its individual organs could not be identified by the coroner.

    #2 GENERIC DOG
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This happy little character was saved from a poorly-lit household by the PETA, and was subsequently donated to our cause.

    #3 SMOKED CAMEL
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The chef's specialty dish; this camel is wanted in three individual provinces for attempting to mate with a gazebo.

    #4 TUNA
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Natty_dread's personalised industrial-strength BBQ apparatus will be needed for this beast, weighing in at nearly 173 tonnes (the fish, that is).

    #5 VEGETARIAN OPTION
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WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:

When you get to the event, you must do several things;

  1. Decide which of the food items you will be having (bread provided) and let the chef, natty_dread, know.
  2. However, natty_dread is a slow BBQ chef, so you will have to fight your way to the front of the queue in order to get your food before it goes cold.
    • You must give natty_dread a reason to move you further along the queue. As the chef's representative, I will be maintaining a list of those in the line. The closer you are to the BBQ, the better. Remember, it's all out alpha-male (or beta-female) behaviour here.
  3. Eat up and give feedback on the quality of the food.

BYOB.


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QUEUE ORDER:

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  1. nietzsche
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:07 pm

Natty dread has a monopoly on the provision of food in this area. He and his capital should be (1) broken up or (2) nationalized.
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:32 pm

If guaranteed a good spot in line I can make sure the right wheels are greased so that nothing comes of BBS' ludicrous "suggestions".
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Lootifer on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:44 pm

I want puppy please, medium rare. White bread.
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:56 pm

I deem this food as unfit for consumption until a government-provided Food Safety Bureau is established. I happily accept the Chairman position of this bureau.

Apparently, natty dread is missing the proper papers which proves that he is abiding by the rules of the Food Safety Bureau. I am shutting down this BBQ until he complies with the rules. This is the proper course of action because people can't be trusted to make the right decisions about food over time, nor could they establish their own certification companies (because the state conveniently prevents them from doing so. State-mandated monopolies FTW!).

Anyone who disagrees can file a complaint with our state-provided courts, and those who engage in violent means shall face the state-provided police who are merely upholding the law.

Sincerely,
BBS.


LOCK THIS FUCKING BBQ!!!
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:05 pm

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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:25 pm

I do'nt trust natty with my food. He'll probably spike it with something that's Finnish.

I can't really think of anything that's unique to Finland (being Russia's bitches?), so he'll probably just cum in my food.
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:35 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I can't really think of anything that's unique to Finland (being Russia's bitches?), so he'll probably just cum in my food.


I'm pretty sure jizz is not unique to Finland. I believe other countries produce that as well.

Not 100% sure on that one, though - could be wrong. Maybe someone else knows.
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:40 pm

I think we need a professional on this one.
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby tkr4lf on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:43 pm

When it comes to jizz, I am a professional.

They do, in fact, produce it in other countries. Although it's not always equal. For instance, Japan outproduces all other countries by a margin of 2:1.


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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:45 pm

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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby / on Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:01 am

Joe Camel is still alive after all that smoke?
Can I have Camel menthol lights?
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:12 am

How will the meat be prepared? I have strict religious requirements on the preparing of the meat.
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:20 pm

You're canadian so i guess you mean along the lines of food prep epic meal time style?
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Re: Group BBQ #4 (BYOB)

Postby Nola_Lifer on Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:30 pm

That tuna sure does look like a large catfish.
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