Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - safariguy5

[macbone]

Safariguy5, what happened to the other 4 safari guys?

What's your favorite beverage of choice? Favorite mixed drink? Favorite draft beer?

How many times have you woken up in an unfamiliar room, stripped naked, with a supermodel sleeping beside you, and have no idea what country you're in?

What would be your dream birthday bash?

Birkenstocks or Tevas?

Is it true that you scored a 3150 on the SAT?

How many countries have you visited?

How entertaining is the Entertainment staff?

Who's your dream quads team?

What are your favorite team and solo settings?

Favorite map?

If you had a week and an unlimited budget, what would be your dream vacation?

Why does the FOED forum smell like a guy's locker room? Is it me, saf? Do my feet smell that bad? Or is it the fish I warmed up in the microwave? It's the fish, isn't it?

[Campin_Killer]

What's the thing you like most about hosting mafia games?

[crazymilkshake5]

If you were a pokemon, what pokemon would you be?

[Namliam]

A few more...

What did you spend your $50 Amazon gift card from CC Cup 2 on? (and don't say Asian hookers, Master Fenrir will call you out in a second, he knows they aren't that cheap!)

IF you were wandering through the woods in your new sandals and you stepped in a pile of Pope shit, what resources from the woods would you use to "clean up"?

As awesome as Cali can be, why haven't you visited Wyoming? Are you afraid of the Mailmen that work there?

Finally, what is your middle name? (I already know this answer, so be creative)

[eurosport]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Can You say immediately how much is 234*345?

[BAUSS7]

can you play 5 minute games here?

[macbone]

Why FOED?

Why Entertainment?

Why do you keep drinking all my beer and never once, ONCE, offer to buy me any?

Why do all those nice ladies in Wan Chai always ask me if I like what I see?

Why do they accept Amazon gift certificates now?

[thehippo8]

Which part of "no" don't you understand?

[Dukasaur]

If you were a pokemon, what pokemon would you be?

If you were a repeat question, what repeat question would you be?

[wolfpack0530]

wolfpack0530. favorite teammate, or greatest teammate ever?
Does it annoy you that so many white guys are into asian women, and does it annoy you that they like me in return?
2v1 attacks: what situations do you use them, if ever?
As a long time member, which now inactive player do you miss the most?
how many n'sync songs are on your phone or ipod right now?

if given one million dollars, exactly how much of it would you immediately spend on various drugs? hookers? gambling? supin up your honda civic?

love ya safari

[Iron Butterfly]

What is the biggest scum tell you tend to make when playing Mafia?

What do you think could be done to generate more interest in Mafia.

Is America in decline?

[Commander9]

To lynch or not to lynch Sully? Discuss in a 2 page essay. Citations and references required.

Kill/Pull/Marry - MNDuke, tdans and wolfpack. Discuss. No pictures. (Please)

If you would be a FOED leader, why would you kick Hippie in the face, seal of the clan and start a nuclear program for kil... peaceful purposes?

[Dukasaur]

Thanks for your questions, everyone! Look for the answers in Issue 75 of the Dispatch!